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By leapple - 14/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 23:19 - Canada

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By InNeedOfFriends - 12/04/2013 00:00 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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By sunshine19217 - 18/01/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

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Sunday 14 March 2010 9:07

Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN

Aaruto 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:02

Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?

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valdancer99 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:21

Chatroullette and Omegle are both dangerous. If you give out info. If you don't it dosent really matter what OP wants to do on the website.

marqn001 9

Thursday 20 October 2011 19:06

today it took me 2 hours to get dressed just to speak to a huge dick.FYL

linkmax 15

Sunday 24 June 2012 22:25

He'll. I do that just to mess with people..

iwasborn_naked 14

Friday 16 August 2013 8:11

not really meeting men... you're literally meeting mens penises.. chat roulette = dicks and balls

shorty4815 6

Monday 23 June 2014 3:04

I've done that before but I didn't take 2 hours to do my hair. I just put on makeup an a nice shirt haha.

goaliestud30 23

Friday 26 September 2014 3:55

Sad

__nines 13

Thursday 10 December 2015 0:41

I'm sorry but that's just sad....

whatshuman43 8

Saturday 3 September 2016 1:44

Only in CT. Make sure to change into your Sunday best when you take a break to use the bathroom

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