Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
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ilikesquarebutts 0
Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN
Aaruto 0
Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?
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Comments (168)
Steve95401 49
You are really cute Snickerdoodle and you write well - which is very rare on the internet.
MF12 0
80... that's been pointed out at least 10 times. I like your username, by the way. And when you called her a "Stupid ****"... that was ery untrollish.
MF12 0
very*
MF12 0
.... how did that appear down here?
tinydancerxo 0
okay if it takes 2 hours to look pretty, then you must he DAMN ugly! but then again, I assume that's implied considering you're meeting men on chatroulette
happyhak 5
#83, how would you know that, you pervert? You probably touch yourself all day. #72 and #73, I'am with you! Why pick on snickerdoodles? If she wants to comment then who the **** are you to stop her from it? Seriously, why people go as low as bullying innocent people and trolling for entertainment these days, I will never know...I blame our generation...
LittleRebel 0
wait... a woman on chatroulette.. this isn't right... you'll get the old lonely men reason to carry on...
blackyweather 0
ILOVE CHATROULETTE
bekahj96 0
snickerdoodles is an ugly **** so stop insulting people and writing stupid shit to make you sound smart. dumb bitch.
TomBryJames 0
**** urself
outofmaamind 5
this website blows I lost my bf to a girl on this sitee!
TiffanyBlews27 0
Wow, snickerdoodles... **** you. You are being WAY too harsh on the OP, who ALREADY REALIZED she was being pathetic. Maybe you should pull the ******* pole out of your butt and get a life yourself. Ever think of that?!?