By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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poezpoee 0

rub the sting with sand it will get the bristles from the stinger out

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azhein 0

I have been stung by a jellyfish and didn't hurt no where near enough for me to let someone pee on me

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LoganBballin16 0

and ur a girl so was it a guy or a girl who pissed on u?

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Atmaster 3

it does suck but something almost the same happened to my sister

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mohomonopoly 0

oh my goodness!! that awful thing is, peeing on jellyfish stings is useless!!! get better!!

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SasuNaru_fml 0

That sucks. D:

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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jdkfgkjdfb 0

It's called wet sand. Wet sand is good for jellyfish stings. Not pee.

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F_M_L_y0 0

Peeing on a jellyfish sting doesn't do anything, so nice one.

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