FML : Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into...

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Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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By Heather - / Sunday 31 May 2009 17:38 / United States

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By Nakedsquirrel | 5

#249192 - Monday 1 June 2009 1:02

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung?

It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

By laurisshnazzy | 0

#249177 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:59

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away.

Sucks to be you.

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By catacombhome | 0

#249140 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:54

You blew it.

poezpoee | 0

#948338 - Monday 15 March 2010 3:49

rub the sting with sand it will get the bristles from the stinger out

azhein | 0

#1206840 - Sunday 8 August 2010 7:55

I have been stung by a jellyfish and didn't hurt no where near enough for me to let someone pee on me

LoganBballin16 | 0

#1380513 - Friday 10 September 2010 6:21

and ur a girl so was it a guy or a girl who pissed on u?

ahkit | 0

#2723696 - Monday 20 June 2011 18:04

big timr

By nessa69_fml | 0

#249154 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:56

YDI hahaha

By SimplyCydney | 0

#249155 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:56

Heh, that sucks.

Atmaster | 3

#968980 - Saturday 27 March 2010 5:26

it does suck but something almost the same happened to my sister

By mohomonopoly | 0

#249160 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:57

oh my goodness!!
that awful thing is, peeing on jellyfish stings is useless!!!
get better!!

By SasuNaru_fml | 0

#249164 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:57

That sucks. D:

By fmlAllStar7274 | 0

#249167 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:57

hahahhahahaha the irony.....

gomego87 | 0

#803981 - Thursday 28 January 2010 5:32

lmfao.

By eggnogg | 0

#249168 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:58

loser

By laurisshnazzy | 0

#249177 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:59

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away.

Sucks to be you.

By jdkfgkjdfb | 0

#249178 - Monday 1 June 2009 0:59

It's called wet sand. Wet sand is good for jellyfish stings. Not pee.

By F_M_L_y0 | 0

#249189 - Monday 1 June 2009 1:01

Peeing on a jellyfish sting doesn't do anything, so nice one.

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