Today, I sold some weights that were way too heavy for me on Craigslist. I felt okay with not being able to lift them when I saw the other man, who was a pretty buff dude; that is until of course he informed me he was buying them for his wife. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I’m a gym newbie and worked up the courage to go to the weights section. I loaded what I thought was a reasonable amount onto a bar and tried to lift it… except it didn’t move. At all. I pretended I was “just stretching,” then removed half the weights while hoping no one noticed. Someone definitely noticed and gave me an encouraging thumbs up. FML
Today, I went to my gym and tried a new workout machine that had just been installed. I set the weight too high and ended up stuck halfway through a lift, making weird struggling noises. Most people around me stopped and stared as I awkwardly dropped the weights. FML
Today, I saw a guy struggling with weights at the gym so I tried to help. I grabbed one side of the barbell to “steady” it and instantly realized it weighed about as much as a fridge. I dropped it, tripped over the bench, and took out a water bottle display. He just said, “Thanks, hero.” FML
Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML
Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked, "Women's weights room." Oh. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
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Top comments
TopBanana20 11
Hey! his wife could be a bodybuilder or something. just because she's a woman doesn't mean she can't be stronger than you.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Let that be your motivation and start hitting the gym!
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Comments (84)
KM96 24
Maybe she's a pretty buff lady ... Who is the mother to pretty buff little kids. Don't worry about it though ;) Weights aren't everyones thing ;)
pradip 26
Maybe the buff dude is too tough, he would give the weights to his wife and lift his wife.
Octain 13
I think that's actually, kinda clever(:
klasklattermus 3
Why do always guys think that all women are weak? You deserve it dude, no doubt.
thatonename 7
Stfu
screenager5 35
Some girls like skinny guys! Own that physique, OP. There's nothing wrong with not being able to lift heavy weights... as long as they weren't 10-pound ones. :)
buckdharma 38
Use the money to buy a treadmill. If you can't beat um, maybe you can run away from um.
perdix 31
You ought to buy a gun. It seems the vast majority of the human race could probably beat the shit out of you, so you need a quick way to protect yourself.
naya_bingi 11
I hear the NAA pistol is very light weight... You should look into that! I mean, you don't want a gun that's too heavy to hold up while your aiming...
sniken 14
For you're sake I hope she was a wifezilla.
CharresBarkrey 16
For you are sake?
bwzwally8 15
How much do you lift? A whopping 10 pounds. Haha
maz95 17
Well maybe his wife is a pretty buff woman.
chveya 6
You're really that comfortable with your sexism?