By fml boy - 25/03/2019 02:00

Today, my 10k dirt bike stopped starting. I used it once and owned it for less than 24 hours. Later in the afternoon, I dropped my phone and it cracked. Later in the evening, I was walking in my room towards my bed in the dark and I stubbed my toe on my Pc and one of the panels fell off. FML
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jbuckets_404 38

With THAT kind of luck today, you'd better buy a lottery tix quick! 'Cuz it will "SURELY" win!!!

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GamerChickxoxo 16

do you know enough about it to find out why its not working i bet they didn't oil the pistons causing them to cease. i always take a bike apart and do a tune up before i do my first few rides

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GamerChickxoxo 16

do you know enough about it to find out why its not working i bet they didn't oil the pistons causing them to cease. i always take a bike apart and do a tune up before i do my first few rides

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Burle 17

It's a dirt bike, unless it's an aprilia rxv (quite rare) it's only got one piston. He said it "stopped starting" not "it won't turn over" so I doubt it's seized. Oil the piston? That's what the oil bath in the crankcase does on a 4 stroke, and on a 2 stroke the oil mixed in the gas oils the piston. You don't sound like you know much about dirt bikes, maybe don't offer advice on them

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EmDizzle2007 28

this is the right kind of comment.

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James Acosta 8

I would check the gas. This ******* idiot just spent 10k on a bike he knows nothing about. He was to stupid to get a screen protector. Also doesnt know where his PC is in his room.... Simple solution for simple people.

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GamerChickxoxo 16

I own an Aquila 250 (2 cylinder motorcycle) 3- rat rod bikes a offroad gas scooter a racing mower and recently sold my old Kawasaki pit bike. I ordered one engine from quebec that came oiled, the rest were Chinese and needed oil, my roommate didn't oil his and the piston seized. 2 strokes should come from the factory with a drop of oil so the piston doesn't seize.yes the oil is supplied from the mixed gas in the future, but they still need a lubricate/oil for the first time they fire. 2 strokes should have oil control rings,that aid in keeping them lubricated. So maybe don't be a condescending dick about it k?

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the_one_and_only_Qeavin 3

mine did 2

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jbuckets_404 38

With THAT kind of luck today, you'd better buy a lottery tix quick! 'Cuz it will "SURELY" win!!!

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RichardPencil 30

And this is why we can’t have nice things.

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Dave_Davington 33

Whatever you do, don't jerk off, or you might accidentally rip your dick off.

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EmDizzle2007 28

what y'all don't know is he cheated the guy on the bike, stole the phone, and used the PC to bully kids online. karma, ho.

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James Acosta 8

I would check the gas. This ******* idiot just spent 10k on a bike he knows nothing about. He was to stupid to get a screen protector. Also doesnt know where his PC is in his room.... Simple solution for simple people.

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bluhbluhbluh 14

maybe you're radioactive?

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marc hillyer 2

hey that's just a normal bullshit day I have those all the time

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