By hotpatata - 06/07/2012 15:03 - United States

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 068
You deserved it 2 231

Same thing different taste

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this is understandable considering you sneeze at over 100 mph

KiddNYC1O 20

Yup. I've also heard that the germs from a sneeze linger in the air for about an hour.

I bit the tip of my tongue off sneezing once. I don't even want to imagine how much pain you were in. Sorry OP!

MGSPOP 1

Do you look like the troll face guy now?

linkinpark98 23

Now I'm afraid to sneeze....or yawn. :s

Now's a great time to see a doctor...

Bigmoneyshotz 0

My girlfriend dislocated her jaw blowing me.

To be fair, it was already dislocated due to a prior event we'll call the "Noodle Incident". After the noodle incident, your girlfriend was courteous enough to please your very inflated ego by suddenly acknowledging her pain and discomfort. Also, your Penis in nowhere near the size to dislodge someone's jaw. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Thank you for sharing that.. Both of you.

ivannahump 0

One time I killed a frog and got bad carma and while I was sleeping I kick myself in the balls