Health: Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted...

By fark - 20/11/2014 20:45 - Ireland

Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By kronic1990 - 14/01/2015 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 09:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

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Supermarket crash

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 10:00

Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML

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Slippery season

By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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devildog562 33

Friday 21 November 2014 0:22

It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...

suruhhhhh 8

Friday 21 November 2014 0:22

Short term memory loss is a bitch.

Comments

thealaskanyoung 14

Friday 21 November 2014 5:09

This has happened to me too, lol.

dc2fresh 15

Friday 21 November 2014 6:04

smooth...

EvilTurtle 35

Friday 21 November 2014 6:35

Rough

netflixislove 32

Friday 21 November 2014 8:26

That's one slippery situation

ushthefawn 1

Friday 21 November 2014 19:08

To people saying "why isn't the floor dry after 30 minutes" OP might not have washed the floor but floor might be wet due to the torrential r

ushthefawn 1

Friday 21 November 2014 19:10

For the people wondering why the floor wasn't dry after 30 minutes; the floor mightn't have been wet from OP washing it but wet because of the torrential rain and flooding we've been having across Ireland for the last while.