Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
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Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor in the grocery store. Instead of falling gracefully or quickly, I windmilled my arms for a few seconds while making direct eye contact with a toddler who looked genuinely impressed. I didn’t fall, but still… FML
Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML
Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML
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devildog562 33
It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...
suruhhhhh 8
Short term memory loss is a bitch.
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Comments (56)
thealaskanyoung 14
This has happened to me too, lol.
dc2fresh 15
smooth...
EvilTurtle 35
Rough
netflixislove 32
That's one slippery situation
ushthefawn 1
To people saying "why isn't the floor dry after 30 minutes" OP might not have washed the floor but floor might be wet due to the torrential r
ushthefawn 1
For the people wondering why the floor wasn't dry after 30 minutes; the floor mightn't have been wet from OP washing it but wet because of the torrential rain and flooding we've been having across Ireland for the last while.
jriley4u 17
Sucks to be you.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
A floor definitely dries way faster than 30 minutes unless you mop your floors in puddles.