Slippery season

By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML
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poopface82 19

Hope you took pictures and are prepared to join forces with the lady and go after the mall. They’re the bad guys here, not you.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

If there was no sign, it's on them, not you. Call a lawyer and get security footage.

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poopface82 19

Hope you took pictures and are prepared to join forces with the lady and go after the mall. They’re the bad guys here, not you.

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Ubehage 32

Call your lawyer and ask them to ask the mall if they'll lift the ban or face charges. FYL

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

If there was no sign, it's on them, not you. Call a lawyer and get security footage.

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RichardPencil 30

You're not liable, the mall is. It's up to you if you want the lady to join you, but get a ruthless slip-and-fall lawyer and take your winnings to shop at a different mall.

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Crowned Sataness 12

i mean on one hand you have a winnable lawsuit. but on the other hand it's kinda a YDI for needing a sign to tell you that water is wet

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lizardlover95 7

the sign is to tell you there may be water on the floor. not that water is wet

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SirEnigM0nk 22

If a hazardous condition exists (due to snowmelt, cleaning, etc) then it's advisable to have a warning.

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anothergenericuncreativename 13

'murica in a nutshell. (the part that's not assault rifles, at least)

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