Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor in the grocery store. Instead of falling gracefully or quickly, I windmilled my arms for a few seconds while making direct eye contact with a toddler who looked genuinely impressed. I didn’t fall, but still… FML
Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML
Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...
suruhhhhh 8
Short term memory loss is a bitch.
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Comments (56)
Ilikepie82479 20
30 minutes is a long time I guess
Joshery 14
Hang in there OP, tomorrow will be better!
23lf 16
Happens to the best of us OP, I once forgot that the door was push not pull and I'm the one who installed it
DenverTyrrell 13
Everybody ***** up...just some more than others :)
PresidentNorth 16
It's like you went for the compliment but stripped it right away. You can't have both, man. You're either the dbag or mister nice guy.
PleasantDino 22
#42 or be completely neutral and leave everyone guessing what your true intentions are
CannotBeSeen 10
For the British: Should've gone to Specsavers
silvercamaro 22
I wouldn't say stupid, more like human. Everyone makes mistakes.
anoniemm 13
I guess you should've placed the sign more visible, OP ;-)
sdlr32787 18
Slick move OP
quickit 24
Hopefully no one caught you.. slippin'
ahippienamedrae 10
That's not stupid, just unfortunate.