By Clumsy - 18/04/2019 18:00

Today, for the second time in a row, I slammed into the edge of the doorway while half asleep. My entire body hurts. FML
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Did it fix your “half asleep” problem?

“Half-asleep” appears to be a euphemism for “drunk as a skunk” or “high as a kite.”

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“Half-asleep” appears to be a euphemism for “drunk as a skunk” or “high as a kite.”

Did it fix your “half asleep” problem?

It was there first

Time to baby proof those doorways.