Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Roadworthy
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
I'm so tired
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Top comments
karlcolt45 19
that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Are they that big?
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Comments (225)
froggyjade 16
I'm always knocking my boobs on things, but a car door? ouch!
dreishot 1
well at least now they "perky"..:-)
mosquito19 14
to keep it from happening again, you should've flip it over your shoulder.
invisibleFlower 10
How does that even happen
Jimmysmom 1
I shut my nipple in my laptop once. Some of the worst pain I have ever experienced.
MisUnFortunate 31
Pffff you copied that from an FML post XD
kjack49044 18
I can't help but wonder just how big your breasts are exactly.
ethan9100 7
how do you even do that
godfathermock 19
i can't even imagine how this could of happened. how big are they? what position were you in? what were you doing?
SarajanSiva 2
I never knew that was possible
stitesy29 18
How the ****?