Miscellaneous: Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 30/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Port Washington

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Saturday 18 January 2014 17:00

that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:03

Are they that big?

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nate1023 4

Sunday 19 January 2014 0:50

So i guees you could say you got a boob boo... anybody?... no?...okay...

jmann8811 15

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:10

Ouch!..

kittykawaii 1

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:19

How the **** did you manage that one?

Aweh_Olivia 13

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:36

*shutters* I could only imagine the pain :(

STORMER16 3

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:41

oh my god that's horrible when I read it I got a sharp pain on my boob

akross72 4

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:44

Time for a breasts reduction?

dreamweaver1227 11

Sunday 19 January 2014 2:35

How does one achieve such stupidity?

MarounM 5

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:21

Maybe she should just clam her ****.

harp 9

Sunday 19 January 2014 15:55

Or Octerpussy.....

SilverJane 5

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:22

how does that even happen?

hannamajor 6

Sunday 19 January 2014 4:26

#saggy ????

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