Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
catherineratley
Carmi, United States
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
MerryDeathmas
Lloydminster, Canada
Roadworthy
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Ouch
United States
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
MikeNick
United States
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Smile
France
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
slapstick1982
Port Washington, United States
I'm so tired
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
Top comments
karlcolt45 19
that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Are they that big?
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Comments (225)
RustlingSoul 26
Well, that is sort of a compliment.
catella_fml 12
How does that even happen...
CaptainSmith28 19
How do you even?
magymofucka 9
how the ****...?
rflurry94 6
damn, how big are your boobs? D:
xxaerofox 4
How does that even happen?
AnonThoughts 23
I'm curious as to how you slam one Breast in a car door...I have large ones and I can't figure this out. Unless op wasn't wearing a bra and her breasts hang down to her stomach, I don't see how you can slam one in a car door.
username1012 8
Did it deflate
classybender321 4
plot twist OP is a guy
NodakN8V 25
I'm baffled