Miscellaneous: Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:00

that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:03

Are they that big?

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shagy_91 8

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:41

How?!!

DotDootyDot 17

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:42

OUCH OUCH OUCH and OUCH!!!

kmartFTW 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 22:26

Its at this time that I'm really glad I'm a guy!

HopeEndlessly 6

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:44

Just be glad you're not flat-chested!

KawaiiCupcake 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:35

Your a disrespectful jerk. There is nothing wrong with being flat chested.

an3ph 20

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:51

Some people will do anything to get some action.

kmartFTW 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 17:54

Is it mean if I kinda wish I could've seen it happen? ..sorry OP

WasabiMars 21

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:04

I never knew it this was possible. Have your breast checked OP. I hope you're fine.

gracehi 31

Saturday 18 January 2014 19:39

Oh, she's fine alright. ;)

Alvarortor 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:09

Would it be wrong to assume that your boobs are big

challan 19

Saturday 18 January 2014 22:58

if they weren't, one is now.

cheesebond 29

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:13

Do you need me to come kiss it?

Jasmeent11 15

Sunday 19 January 2014 9:38

Wtf.

speakersboom 19

Tuesday 21 January 2014 6:20

Come kiss the bottom of my shoe. Really hard. With your whole face.

buckdharma 37

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:13

It's time to trade in your Hyundai for a HyunDD.

ahsanmasood 4

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:23

how does that even happen????

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