FML : Today, I showed my son the old trick of turning a calculator upside down and spelling "BOOBIES" on it in numbers. He laughed, then spent nearly 20 minutes...

Today, I showed my son the old trick of turning a calculator upside down and spelling "BOOBIES" on it in numbers. He laughed, then spent nearly 20 minutes trying to spell "COCKS", before giving up and hurling the calculator across the room. I wish my sperm had a warranty. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By 3722145 - / Saturday 31 January 2015 00:51 / United States - Indianapolis

Kids

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By marcmaralou | 15

#6188989 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:13

once you get older, scientific and graphing calculators don't allow you to do this :(

By colton_colton | 49

#6188991 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:13

He's the future of this world

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By XBurytheCastleX | 25

#6188984 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By marcmaralou | 15

#6188989 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:13

once you get older, scientific and graphing calculators don't allow you to do this :(

marcmaralou | 15

#6188999 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:17

actually, I take that back, you can literally type boobies on a graphing calculator

derp_taco | 22

#6189005 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:22

Yay

DraconicFeline | 31

#6189033 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:48

Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

lkreykes | 14

#6189280 - Sunday 1 February 2015 6:34

yeah upside down boobies are the best

TigranPetrosian | 8

#6190933 - Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:43

you can use hexadecimal

AzrielB | 8

#7415245 - Thursday 23 February 2017 13:53

Most graphing calculators have a letter mode which allows you to write whatever your heart desires. OP should just get their son a Ti-83

By colton_colton | 49

#6188991 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:13

He's the future of this world

HyunnK | 18

#6189115 - Sunday 1 February 2015 2:32

Making it possible to spell COCK on a calculator upside down.

By anonpbc | 20

#6188994 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:15

next generation genius

By Driving_Gaming | 22

#6188997 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By toaster87 | 19

#6188998 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:16

Question is how old is he...?

By TrustStolen | 16

#6189001 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:19

why would you show him to spell it in the first place

Joestarry | 8

#6189575 - Sunday 1 February 2015 16:49

Because he's a good father

tzemmy | 25

#6189668 - Sunday 1 February 2015 20:00

#39 what the FUCK is your profile picture??

By tykatdesigns | 13

#6189008 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:24

Well honey you started it

By HeWillBeLoved105 | 22

#6189018 - Sunday 1 February 2015 0:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lolcat97 | 28

#6189058 - Sunday 1 February 2015 1:24

OP wasn't serious, parents say things like that. Mine said they would sell me online or return me to the hospital, I laughed at that. I didn't find it offensive.

SMHsohard | 22

#6189084 - Sunday 1 February 2015 1:46

Hell, I've been telling my daughter for years that the only reason I had her was to fetch and carry for me. Parents say shit like this all the time. I'm kidding, she knows I'm kidding, it's a family joke. Nothing to get butt hurt over.