actually, I take that back, you can literally type boobies on a graphing calculator

Yay

Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

yeah upside down boobies are the best

you can use hexadecimal

Most graphing calculators have a letter mode which allows you to write whatever your heart desires. OP should just get their son a Ti-83

Making it possible to spell COCK on a calculator upside down.

Because he's a good father

#39 what the FUCK is your profile picture??

OP wasn't serious, parents say things like that. Mine said they would sell me online or return me to the hospital, I laughed at that. I didn't find it offensive.

Hell, I've been telling my daughter for years that the only reason I had her was to fetch and carry for me. Parents say shit like this all the time. I'm kidding, she knows I'm kidding, it's a family joke. Nothing to get butt hurt over.

Clearly you guys can't take a joke either, because I wasn't being serious? My family would always tell me that shit.

Well, I've read your comments on almost every FML. You're not exactly one of the most supportive people on here.

Bad attempt at recovery #19

I'm actually pretty supportive. I just don't support morons, creeper.

Olympic Backpedal FTW 19!!