By Nick - 29/06/2012 21:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
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That's going in your son's suppressed memory

You raised her... Don't blame your balls.


That's going in your son's suppressed memory

blcksocks 19

I doubt if a 5 yr old would really be able to make out what it is. At that age all they think is "ummmm CAKE!!!!"

xoconnie 8

Yea man u gotta be careful with those subliminal messages. how old is your daughter btw?! because that's just plain weird.

He probably won't even remember it.

truthbringer007 6

Pictures... Even if he doesn't remember, there are always pictures. One day he's going to look at them and say, "Wait a minute..." ha ha ha

Daftendirekt1 0

Wonder what happened when he 'blew' out the candles... ;)

BubbleGrunge 18

Instead of putting down your child, be glad your decorating skills are top notch! :)

Or do you mean...Top Crotch? *Bdmm Tss*

At least she has a secure future in making cakes for bachelorette parties. Screw college.

CaramelMacchiato 13

Why would OP write that about their own daughter? She's not a moron, she's innocent and didn't know any better.

I think she's a tad older than her brother.

relaxedninja 18

She is probably old enough to know better...

69 if she made the comment, it's ok though I iced it to look like a rocket ship, then she knew exactly what she was doing and is pretty perverted to do that for a 5 year olds birthday party.....

mduffy08 8

69- She made a penis cake for a bunch of five ear olds. Not innocent. Then she ICED it to make it look like a rocket. Not smart.

TriflingAllDay 6

Pride in your kin, this world is the best.

jackii1313 9

Hahaha. They both go up!

Hey you gotta use the cock shaped cutter somehow.

70: I saw your comment and discovered how uncomfortable I am with the words "cock" and "cutter" in the same sentence...

tazeegirl 5

Wonder how many party people noticed. "is that what I think it is?!" 0,0

shybear15 0

Lol I know I would, me and my sister made one for my mom once... Her face=Priceless

Well the dad noticed, so it wasn't too subtle.

Why would you make a cake like that? It seems just weird. But I'm not really that immature so that could be why.

LO388 7

As a fan of classic hip hop, I love that you said "party people".

French_Toast_fml 3

Sounds like a cock-and-ball story.

badjojo49 0

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Lol

No we have a weiner

Damn. ^ Beat me to it..

Many guys beat it

You raised her... Don't blame your balls.

reallytho3 11

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree..

35 - Unless it was ran over by a landmower...

reallytho3 11

I'm sure some of the remains stayed close lol

GovernorGeneral 8

I was run over by a lawn mower once...

reallytho3 11

I don't want to sound like a dick.. But were you still near the tree?

Not necessarily. Her mom could've raised her because her mom and dad split.

Way to ruin it.... We were having fun with metaphors and you had to be logical...

Pebbles89 9

62- your comment matches your photo nicely.

She should have made it into a bunny

F.R.I.E.N.D.S The One With The Cake!

UltimateGIRness 16

37-that's exactly what I thought of.

37 - what season was that episode in?

37- that is the FIRST thing that came to my mind ! lmao !

saIty 17

Well you can't help which sperm gets first place.

25- challenge accepted.

BrysGirl27 14

Hahaha your username is my nickname:p

131: If your nickname is "salty", dare I ask who tasted you?

BrysGirl27 14

Hahah well...:p jk it's the beginning of my last name

131- your name is salty?

BrysGirl27 14

My last name is Salty_ _ _ :) haha it's Filipino