FML : Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently...

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Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nick - / Friday 29 June 2012 21:39 / Australia - Sydney

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By lakerfan8224 | 17

#4631614 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:38

That's going in your son's suppressed memory

By Skittles_Rawr | 8

#4631655 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:45

You raised her... Don't blame your balls.

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By lakerfan8224 | 17

#4631614 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:38

That's going in your son's suppressed memory

blcksocks | 19

#4631663 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:46

I doubt if a 5 yr old would really be able to make out what it is. At that age all they think is "ummmm CAKE!!!!"

xoconnie | 8

#4631798 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:12

Yea man u gotta be careful with those subliminal messages.

how old is your daughter btw?! because that's just plain weird.

swankmrpancake | 8

#4631835 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:23

He probably won't even remember it.

truthbringer007 | 6

#4631991 - Saturday 30 June 2012 4:10

Pictures... Even if he doesn't remember, there are always pictures. One day he's going to look at them and say, "Wait a minute..." ha ha ha

Daftendirekt1 | 0

#4634122 - Saturday 30 June 2012 14:47

Wonder what happened when he 'blew' out the candles... ;)

fencer49 | 0

#4634309 - Saturday 30 June 2012 16:11

Ghhffgfjfdgn

GroovyGravy | 7

#4639348 - Monday 2 July 2012 2:12

129- bless you

By BubbleGrunge | 18

#4631626 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:40

Instead of putting down your child, be glad your decorating skills are top notch! :)

TrollingP | 4

#4631645 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:44

Or do you mean...Top Crotch? *Bdmm Tss*

PerfasarusRex | 3

#4631793 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:12

At least she has a secure future in making cakes for bachelorette parties. Screw college.

CaramelMacchiato | 13

#4632074 - Saturday 30 June 2012 4:36

Why would OP write that about their own daughter? She's not a moron, she's innocent and didn't know any better.

LightningCactus | 12

#4632154 - Saturday 30 June 2012 5:10

I think she's a tad older than her brother.

relaxedninja | 18

#4632261 - Saturday 30 June 2012 6:17

She is probably old enough to know better...

Incogneterpeter | 1

#4632731 - Saturday 30 June 2012 7:47

69 if she made the comment, it's ok though I iced it to look like a rocket ship, then she knew exactly what she was doing and is pretty perverted to do that for a 5 year olds birthday party.....

mduffy08 | 8

#4637185 - Sunday 1 July 2012 6:53

69- She made a penis cake for a bunch of five ear olds. Not innocent. Then she ICED it to make it look like a rocket. Not smart.

By TriflingAllDay | 6

#4631627 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:41

Pride in your kin, this world is the best.

By jackii1313 | 9

#4631634 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:41

Hahaha. They both go up!

ebonyirony | 29

#4632095 - Saturday 30 June 2012 4:42

Hey you gotta use the cock shaped cutter somehow.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4636474 - Sunday 1 July 2012 2:43

70: I saw your comment and discovered how uncomfortable I am with the words "cock" and "cutter" in the same sentence...

By tazeegirl | 5

#4631639 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:43

Wonder how many party people noticed.
"is that what I think it is?!" 0,0

shybear15 | 0

#4631726 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:58

Lol I know I would, me and my sister made one for my mom once... Her face=Priceless

ohSNAPyall | 26

#4632006 - Saturday 30 June 2012 4:16

Well the dad noticed, so it wasn't too subtle.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4632138 - Saturday 30 June 2012 4:58

Why would you make a cake like that? It seems just weird. But I'm not really that immature so that could be why.

LO388 | 7

#4634179 - Saturday 30 June 2012 15:07

As a fan of classic hip hop, I love that you said "party people".

By French_Toast_fml | 3

#4631647 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:44

Sounds like a cock-and-ball story.

By badjojo49 | 0

#4631652 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:44

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Lol

devilcb | 5

#4631777 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:08

No we have a weiner

hecallsmedarlin | 7

#4631827 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:19

Damn. ^ Beat me to it..

irishboii957 | 2

#4633081 - Saturday 30 June 2012 10:06

Many guys beat it

By Skittles_Rawr | 8

#4631655 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:45

You raised her... Don't blame your balls.

reallytho3 | 11

#4631818 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:18

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree..

Mr_Krabs | 5

#4631882 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:36

35 - Unless it was ran over by a landmower...

reallytho3 | 11

#4631915 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:46

I'm sure some of the remains stayed close lol

GovernorGeneral | 8

#4632008 - Saturday 30 June 2012 4:17

I was run over by a lawn mower once...

reallytho3 | 11

#4632023 - Saturday 30 June 2012 4:21

I don't want to sound like a dick.. But were you still near the tree?

beclaurela | 16

#4632911 - Saturday 30 June 2012 8:34

Not necessarily. Her mom could've raised her because her mom and dad split.

l23VIVE | 17

#4634705 - Saturday 30 June 2012 17:19

Way to ruin it.... We were having fun with metaphors and you had to be logical...

Pebbles89 | 9

#4650269 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:20

62- your comment matches your photo nicely.

LaLince | 40

#5205960 - Sunday 2 December 2012 6:40

#9: right

By KitGrey | 4

#4631657 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:45

She should have made it into a bunny

UnknwnClassicGrl | 5

#4631825 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:19

F.R.I.E.N.D.S The One With The Cake!

hecallsmedarlin | 7

#4631842 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:23

...why?

UltimateGIRness | 16

#4631971 - Saturday 30 June 2012 4:04

37-that's exactly what I thought of.

Mr_Krabs | 5

#4632413 - Saturday 30 June 2012 6:36

37 - what season was that episode in?

EMTchic | 14

#4634082 - Saturday 30 June 2012 14:35

37- that is the FIRST thing that came to my mind ! lmao !

By saIty | 17

#4631669 - Saturday 30 June 2012 2:47

Well you can't help which sperm gets first place.

Tylerdre | 6

#4631863 - Saturday 30 June 2012 3:30

25- challenge accepted.

BrysGirl27 | 14

#4634620 - Saturday 30 June 2012 17:03

Hahaha your username is my nickname:p

doctorhook86 | 24

#4636487 - Sunday 1 July 2012 2:45

131: If your nickname is "salty", dare I ask who tasted you?

BrysGirl27 | 14

#4637229 - Sunday 1 July 2012 7:09

Hahah well...:p jk it's the beginning of my last name

GroovyGravy | 7

#4639356 - Monday 2 July 2012 2:15

131- your name is salty?

BrysGirl27 | 14

#4656160 - Friday 6 July 2012 5:58

My last name is Salty_ _ _ :) haha it's Filipino

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