By Nick - 29/06/2012 21:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
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lakerfan8224 17

That's going in your son's suppressed memory

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lakerfan8224 17

That's going in your son's suppressed memory

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blcksocks 19

I doubt if a 5 yr old would really be able to make out what it is. At that age all they think is "ummmm CAKE!!!!"

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xoconnie 8

Yea man u gotta be careful with those subliminal messages. how old is your daughter btw?! because that's just plain weird.

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truthbringer007 6

Pictures... Even if he doesn't remember, there are always pictures. One day he's going to look at them and say, "Wait a minute..." ha ha ha

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Daftendirekt1 0

Wonder what happened when he 'blew' out the candles... ;)

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BubbleGrunge 18

Instead of putting down your child, be glad your decorating skills are top notch! :)

TrollingP 4

Or do you mean...Top Crotch? *Bdmm Tss*

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PerfasarusRex 3

At least she has a secure future in making cakes for bachelorette parties. Screw college.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Why would OP write that about their own daughter? She's not a moron, she's innocent and didn't know any better.

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LightningCactus 12

I think she's a tad older than her brother.

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relaxedninja 18

She is probably old enough to know better...

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Incogneterpeter 1

69 if she made the comment, it's ok though I iced it to look like a rocket ship, then she knew exactly what she was doing and is pretty perverted to do that for a 5 year olds birthday party.....

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mduffy08 8

69- She made a penis cake for a bunch of five ear olds. Not innocent. Then she ICED it to make it look like a rocket. Not smart.

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TriflingAllDay 6

Pride in your kin, this world is the best.

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jackii1313 9

Hahaha. They both go up!

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ebonyirony 29

Hey you gotta use the **** shaped cutter somehow.

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doctorhook86 24

70: I saw your comment and discovered how uncomfortable I am with the words "****" and "cutter" in the same sentence...

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tazeegirl 5

Wonder how many party people noticed. "is that what I think it is?!" 0,0

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shybear15 0

Lol I know I would, me and my sister made one for my mom once... Her face=Priceless

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ohSNAPyall 26

Well the dad noticed, so it wasn't too subtle.

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onlychildFTW 33

Why would you make a cake like that? It seems just weird. But I'm not really that immature so that could be why.

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LO388 7

As a fan of classic hip hop, I love that you said "party people".

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French_Toast_fml 3

Sounds like a ****-and-ball story.

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reallytho3 11

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree..

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Mr_Krabs 5

35 - Unless it was ran over by a landmower...

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reallytho3 11

I'm sure some of the remains stayed close lol

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GovernorGeneral 8

I was run over by a lawn mower once...

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reallytho3 11

I don't want to sound like a dick.. But were you still near the tree?

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beclaurela 18

Not necessarily. Her mom could've raised her because her mom and dad split.

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l23VIVE 17

Way to ruin it.... We were having fun with metaphors and you had to be logical...

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Pebbles89 9

62- your comment matches your photo nicely.

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KitGrey 4

She should have made it into a bunny

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UltimateGIRness 16

37-that's exactly what I thought of.

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Mr_Krabs 5

37 - what season was that episode in?

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EMTchic 14

37- that is the FIRST thing that came to my mind ! lmao !

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saIty 17

Well you can't help which sperm gets first place.

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahaha your username is my nickname:p

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doctorhook86 24

131: If your nickname is "salty", dare I ask who tasted you?

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahah well...:p jk it's the beginning of my last name

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BrysGirl27 14

My last name is Salty_ _ _ :) haha it's Filipino

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