By Nick - 29/06/2012 21:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
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lakerfan8224 17
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That's going in your son's suppressed memory

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Skittles_Rawr 8
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You raised her... Don't blame your balls.

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lakerfan8224 17
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That's going in your son's suppressed memory

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blcksocks 19

I doubt if a 5 yr old would really be able to make out what it is. At that age all they think is "ummmm CAKE!!!!"

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xoconnie 8

Yea man u gotta be careful with those subliminal messages. how old is your daughter btw?! because that's just plain weird.

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swankmrpancake 8
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He probably won't even remember it.

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truthbringer007 6

Pictures... Even if he doesn't remember, there are always pictures. One day he's going to look at them and say, "Wait a minute..." ha ha ha

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Daftendirekt1 0

Wonder what happened when he 'blew' out the candles... ;)

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BubbleGrunge 18

Instead of putting down your child, be glad your decorating skills are top notch! :)

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TrollingP 4
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Or do you mean...Top Crotch? *Bdmm Tss*

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PerfasarusRex 3
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At least she has a secure future in making cakes for bachelorette parties. Screw college.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Why would OP write that about their own daughter? She's not a moron, she's innocent and didn't know any better.

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LightningCactus 12
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I think she's a tad older than her brother.

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relaxedninja 18

She is probably old enough to know better...

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Incogneterpeter 1
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69 if she made the comment, it's ok though I iced it to look like a rocket ship, then she knew exactly what she was doing and is pretty perverted to do that for a 5 year olds birthday party.....

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mduffy08 8

69- She made a penis cake for a bunch of five ear olds. Not innocent. Then she ICED it to make it look like a rocket. Not smart.

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TriflingAllDay 6

Pride in your kin, this world is the best.

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jackii1313 9

Hahaha. They both go up!

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ebonyirony 29
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Hey you gotta use the cock shaped cutter somehow.

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doctorhook86 24
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70: I saw your comment and discovered how uncomfortable I am with the words "cock" and "cutter" in the same sentence...

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tazeegirl 5

Wonder how many party people noticed. "is that what I think it is?!" 0,0

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shybear15 0

Lol I know I would, me and my sister made one for my mom once... Her face=Priceless

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Well the dad noticed, so it wasn't too subtle.

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onlychildFTW 33
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Why would you make a cake like that? It seems just weird. But I'm not really that immature so that could be why.

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LO388 7

As a fan of classic hip hop, I love that you said "party people".

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French_Toast_fml 3

Sounds like a cock-and-ball story.

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badjojo49 0

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Lol

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devilcb 5
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No we have a weiner

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hecallsmedarlin 7
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Damn. ^ Beat me to it..

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irishboii957 2
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Many guys beat it

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Skittles_Rawr 8
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You raised her... Don't blame your balls.

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reallytho3 11

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree..

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Mr_Krabs 5
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35 - Unless it was ran over by a landmower...

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reallytho3 11

I'm sure some of the remains stayed close lol

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GovernorGeneral 8

I was run over by a lawn mower once...

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reallytho3 11

I don't want to sound like a dick.. But were you still near the tree?

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beclaurela 17
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Not necessarily. Her mom could've raised her because her mom and dad split.

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l23VIVE 17
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Way to ruin it.... We were having fun with metaphors and you had to be logical...

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Pebbles89 9

62- your comment matches your photo nicely.

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KitGrey 4
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She should have made it into a bunny

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UnknwnClassicGrl 5
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S The One With The Cake!

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UltimateGIRness 16

37-that's exactly what I thought of.

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Mr_Krabs 5
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37 - what season was that episode in?

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EMTchic 14
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37- that is the FIRST thing that came to my mind ! lmao !

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saIty 17

Well you can't help which sperm gets first place.

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Tylerdre 6
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25- challenge accepted.

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahaha your username is my nickname:p

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doctorhook86 24
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131: If your nickname is "salty", dare I ask who tasted you?

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahah well...:p jk it's the beginning of my last name

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GroovyGravy 7
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131- your name is salty?

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BrysGirl27 14

My last name is Salty_ _ _ :) haha it's Filipino

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