Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
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lakerfan8224
| 17
That's going in your son's suppressed memory
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Skittles_Rawr
| 8
You raised her... Don't blame your balls.
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lakerfan8224
| 17
That's going in your son's suppressed memory
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blcksocks
| 19
I doubt if a 5 yr old would really be able to make out what it is. At that age all they think is "ummmm CAKE!!!!"
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xoconnie
| 8
Yea man u gotta be careful with those subliminal messages.
how old is your daughter btw?! because that's just plain weird.
how old is your daughter btw?! because that's just plain weird.
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swankmrpancake
| 8
He probably won't even remember it.
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truthbringer007
| 6
Pictures... Even if he doesn't remember, there are always pictures. One day he's going to look at them and say, "Wait a minute..." ha ha ha
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Daftendirekt1
| 0
Wonder what happened when he 'blew' out the candles... ;)
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GroovyGravy
| 7
129- bless you
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BubbleGrunge
| 18
Instead of putting down your child, be glad your decorating skills are top notch! :)
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TrollingP
| 4
Or do you mean...Top Crotch? *Bdmm Tss*
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PerfasarusRex
| 3
At least she has a secure future in making cakes for bachelorette parties. Screw college.
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CaramelMacchiato
| 13
Why would OP write that about their own daughter? She's not a moron, she's innocent and didn't know any better.
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LightningCactus
| 12
I think she's a tad older than her brother.
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relaxedninja
| 18
She is probably old enough to know better...
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Incogneterpeter
| 1
69 if she made the comment, it's ok though I iced it to look like a rocket ship, then she knew exactly what she was doing and is pretty perverted to do that for a 5 year olds birthday party.....
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mduffy08
| 8
69- She made a penis cake for a bunch of five ear olds. Not innocent. Then she ICED it to make it look like a rocket. Not smart.
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TriflingAllDay
| 6
Pride in your kin, this world is the best.
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jackii1313
| 9
Hahaha. They both go up!
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ebonyirony
| 29
Hey you gotta use the cock shaped cutter somehow.
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doctorhook86
| 24
70: I saw your comment and discovered how uncomfortable I am with the words "cock" and "cutter" in the same sentence...
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tazeegirl
| 5
Wonder how many party people noticed.
"is that what I think it is?!" 0,0
"is that what I think it is?!" 0,0
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shybear15
| 0
Lol I know I would, me and my sister made one for my mom once... Her face=Priceless
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Well the dad noticed, so it wasn't too subtle.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Why would you make a cake like that? It seems just weird. But I'm not really that immature so that could be why.
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LO388
| 7
As a fan of classic hip hop, I love that you said "party people".
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French_Toast_fml
| 3
Sounds like a cock-and-ball story.
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badjojo49
| 0
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Lol
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devilcb
| 5
No we have a weiner
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hecallsmedarlin
| 7
Damn. ^ Beat me to it..
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irishboii957
| 2
Many guys beat it
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Skittles_Rawr
| 8
You raised her... Don't blame your balls.
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reallytho3
| 11
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree..
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Mr_Krabs
| 5
35 - Unless it was ran over by a landmower...
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reallytho3
| 11
I'm sure some of the remains stayed close lol
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
I was run over by a lawn mower once...
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reallytho3
| 11
I don't want to sound like a dick.. But were you still near the tree?
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beclaurela
| 17
Not necessarily. Her mom could've raised her because her mom and dad split.
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l23VIVE
| 17
Way to ruin it.... We were having fun with metaphors and you had to be logical...
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Pebbles89
| 9
62- your comment matches your photo nicely.
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LaLince
| 40
#9: right
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KitGrey
| 4
She should have made it into a bunny
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UnknwnClassicGrl
| 5
F.R.I.E.N.D.S The One With The Cake!
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hecallsmedarlin
| 7
...why?
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UltimateGIRness
| 16
37-that's exactly what I thought of.
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Mr_Krabs
| 5
37 - what season was that episode in?
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EMTchic
| 14
37- that is the FIRST thing that came to my mind ! lmao !
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saIty
| 17
Well you can't help which sperm gets first place.
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Tylerdre
| 6
25- challenge accepted.
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BrysGirl27
| 14
Hahaha your username is my nickname:p
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doctorhook86
| 24
131: If your nickname is "salty", dare I ask who tasted you?
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BrysGirl27
| 14
Hahah well...:p jk it's the beginning of my last name
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GroovyGravy
| 7
131- your name is salty?
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BrysGirl27
| 14
My last name is Salty_ _ _ :) haha it's Filipino