By 3722145 - 31/01/2015 00:51 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I showed my son the old trick of turning a calculator upside down and spelling "BOOBIES" on it in numbers. He laughed, then spent nearly 20 minutes trying to spell "COCKS", before giving up and hurling the calculator across the room. I wish my sperm had a warranty. FML
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marcmaralou 15

once you get older, scientific and graphing calculators don't allow you to do this :(

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colton_colton 49

He's the future of this world

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BlindlyWandering 17

#40, you are talking about knowledge, not intelligence. 99% of smart individuals were born smart. So I stand by my statement.

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LyricaSilvan 29

So you're surprised that after you taught him something childish, he reacted childishly. I guess the only question is, how old is your son?

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ShadowGenius 12

I think the bigger problem is that he moved on to cocks.

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maharb01 17

I was always a fan of the 11669*3= loose one myself.

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piff7 14

Since this is an FML about calculator writing boobies I thought the name was a word too... I can't tell though cause they aren't boxy ?

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kevinkock 1

I see what you mean. But it depends on the kid's age. if the kid is young. your statement is very relevant. and it's understandable that the kid would not figure that out. But if the kid is older, then he may be lacking common sense. though we're Herr to educate and teach our kid's, they still have to figure out done stuff on their own. ignore these half brains arguing with you

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justfml22 13

The pathetic moment when men are teaching their little sons to be a perv

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KnivesDrache 5

Okay, how DO you spell "boobies" on a calculator? I never tried so I am curious. The "b"s are throwing me off. Am I just too tired to figure it out? Go ahead and laugh at me if you want. I know I probably will when it is pointed out.

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