Hygiene police
By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 02:58 - United States
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By Uncomfortable - 17/05/2013 07:21
By longlostkid556 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
>her face is level with my crotch Am I the only one who feels awkward because this statement was included?
op daughter smelt something fishy....yea I went there.
that's ******* funny
~gags~ nasty I thought I was creepy she added the statement her face level with my crotch
ewww please clean yourself. and smack your daughter with your crotch as punishment .
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Show it anyway77- what language do you think she is speaking?
14 - Clearly you know nothing of the female anatomy. Douches are bad for the pH balance of the ******, therefore should not be used. EVER. They lead to infections, among other things. Secondly, showers are only necessary once a day unless you'd been doing hard, laborious work (ie roofing, construction...). If you're cleaning yourself properly during ONE shower, you shouldn't need to clean yourself (unless you already HAVE an infection...) more than once a day.
93 - Which is why I said provided you're showering and cleaning PROPERLY, daily, there shouldn't be an issue.
goes great with your man's tartar sauce
I bet his wife is a fish.
ROFL.
funny 142 mentioned period when 140's picture is a bloody tempon
144- "tempon"??? it looks like one giant nasty pad to me, not so much a tampon
HAHAHA!
Cute kid : )
Damnit!! that was meant for 131, the kid in the fml is NOT cute.
wash yourself op .
your comment was a reply to #2 because...?
1 & 2 were written at the same time, that could be why they are slightly the same? /:
what does OP and YDI stand for?
OP means original poster. YDI means you deserve it.
^ win
****** Power
Old Pussy
Ostrich Penis
orgasmitron's pussy.
3, one can only hope. Who's genital stench is so strong that it can be smelled through their clothes? Ugh.
#7 what was he doing, ******* the sandwich?
Octo-pussy....she's the latest James Bond girl.
I thought it meant orgy of penguins or something of that nature.
Yes. She ate a tuna sandwich and pooped it out of her ******.
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Show it anywayprice check on vagiclean, I repeat, price check on vagiclean
or FDS, or Vagisil, plain soap and water, but if the odor is so strong ask your Gyn OP, it could be a sign that somenthing is wrong, a lot of times women are embarrased to talk to their doctors about these type of issues but trust me they probably seen it (smelled) before, so go ahead and ask.
it's from Me Myself and Irene moron hahahaha!
lmao what's the matter honey? little extra cheese on the taco?
me myself and irene! hahaha. classiQ
I created a Letterman countdown and your comment was #1. This is classic and just wrong. lmmfao. You will be punished but in the meantime Love Peace and Chicken Grease. :) Oh I posted it on facebook.
^ did u think maybe she was just posting on a short thread so it would be read? You moron... fYl dipshit
mz botty, your beyond hot, just saying
Wow Mz Booty! You are sexy! That aside, op, you might want to shave there?
yeah mz booty the pic you found on the internet of that model's body is hot
51 *win!!!
We can solve this easily. "Ms. Booty", kindly change your profile picture to another, proving that you look the same in each. If you don't change it (because you don't have one) or you don't look the same, we're right. If you do look the same and it's not a pic off the internet, we're sorry.
I applaud you for actually showing your face and not being a poser like yellow bikini girl who is obviously a fake. But I'm sure it's easy for you cuz ur a Canadian hottie ;)
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95/Wally - While I didn't think of that and that's good to know, assuming Ms. Booty didn't know before, now she does. LOL
mz booty, have a couple of kids and try to claim that pic. I call fail on the fake pic. not cool to try and make us 'normal' gals feel poorly about ourselves. what is it that you do with your life? you may look hot in a bikini, but I could save your life. my booty may jiggle, but at least my money maker will never sag and leave me broke and alone!
I suggest taking a shower once in a while.
Nasty A.F. Its Called Soap N Water...AND IN YOUR CASE,Much Of it
Ugh. That is terrible. You scarred your daughter for life. At least she will learn from your mistakes(:
maybe you should see a doctor about your vaginal discharge...
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gross. wash much?
price check on vagiclean, I repeat, price check on vagiclean