Love: Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy!...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

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By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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ducks4life11 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:42

why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!

Incubuss 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:50

To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL

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andibear95 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 9:02

who sends a girl they like a Twinkie? haha next time maybe a rose :) or something that won't make her gain like 500 calories :p haha anyway sux for you OP

mrsfunke 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 10:11

a Twinkie???? really??

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 30 October 2010 11:06

who the **** sends someone a Twinkie? are you like 10? I mean if you're in like 3rd or 4th grade it's acceptable, but any older and you should know to be a bit more classy....even my 5th grade "boyfriend" knew to get me a little chocolate box on valentines day.

salaamdelroba 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 11:25

If fatty got angry at the "fatty" comment, it must have been true.

HLE1 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 11:29

Wow that kina sucks for you eh..

GlaoigharAirm 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 13:34

Holy pancake-**** that is amazing. Ten internets to them!

hawtdawggy 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 14:41

the twinkie should have been fried

the4starr 3

Saturday 30 October 2010 15:00

why would you send a girl a Twinkie?! use your head think about what us girls would actually like.. not food! unless it's chocolate ;)

CoonYuh 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 15:33

A twinkie? Next time just punch her in the face right away she'll like you more.

elmorous 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 15:53

i think giving a twinkie is absolute inuendo ... it's long, round, and when she puts it in her mouth, white stuff comes out. doesn't get any more to the point than that. op, fyl indeed.