FML : Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered....

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By melissa1028 - / Saturday 18 October 2014 02:23 / United States

Intimacy

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By m1e0l | 12

#6092620 - Saturday 18 October 2014 15:55

I'd be careful what you send him. You never know when the son could have his phone.

By reyelisaia | 15

#6092635 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:04

#4, by holding a regular conversation first. But who really thinks about doing that first, its his phone, he should have it. you know?

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By larrena2377 | 26

#6092618 - Saturday 18 October 2014 15:55

That's why you always make sure they are with their phones first

gracehi | 31

#6092626 - Saturday 18 October 2014 15:58

And how does one go about that?

reyelisaia | 15

#6092635 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:04

#4, by holding a regular conversation first. But who really thinks about doing that first, its his phone, he should have it. you know?

TheNiceOne | 20

#6092655 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:32

Why should you expect someone else to pick up the person you are trying to contact's phone?

Loura_fml | 9

#6092697 - Saturday 18 October 2014 17:11

Its quite common for people with kids to let their child use their phone.

thebigtwinkie | 28

#6092723 - Saturday 18 October 2014 17:48

this FML makes me think of so many wrong things

junkman6 | 22

#6092727 - Saturday 18 October 2014 17:58

Not really #9 especially if he has kids. My friends know not to text me crude stuff when my nephew is in town just for this reason.

soullyfe | 33

#6092827 - Saturday 18 October 2014 20:17

And sometimes there's the chance that someone could be borrowing their phone for whatever reasons.

bpickett18 | 16

#6092872 - Saturday 18 October 2014 21:25

When I was younger, my mom let me use her phone and if she got a message, I had to tell her imediately. if she wasnt around then I had to tell her later but I was forbidden from opening it.

By m1e0l | 12

#6092620 - Saturday 18 October 2014 15:55

I'd be careful what you send him. You never know when the son could have his phone.

jerryj | 27

#6092669 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:43

That's some pretty top notch advice right there.

Good thing you shared, since OP surely couldn't have learnt her lesson after having posted on FML.

Quackadoodledoo | 13

#6092835 - Saturday 18 October 2014 20:32

Captain Hindsight...is that you?

By Aquaman911 | 18

#6092623 - Saturday 18 October 2014 15:57

I think we're all stating the obvious here

AriettaX | 15

#6092750 - Saturday 18 October 2014 18:46

True... but how do we know she wasnt on her phone during lunch?

By Timmster007 | 23

#6092627 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:00

I don't see how the picture could have been that bad. Considering you were at work when you took the picture.

Astrum14 | 24

#6092641 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:13

She was at work when she sent the picture. No mention of when she took it.

whiteangel361 | 10

#6092651 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:27

If she's a pornstar…

RedPillSucks | 31

#6092710 - Saturday 18 October 2014 17:27

There's always the restroom stall, or if you have an office, anything goes

chidexy | 21

#6092907 - Saturday 18 October 2014 23:03

Exactly

By reyelisaia | 15

#6092630 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:01

There's no way you could've known the son would have it. Honest mistake OP,

By allybae_aye | 8

#6092631 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:02

Everything's better in person anyway.

By sayyestothedress | 24

#6092632 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:02

The kid wanted pleasure of his own

8born8 | 18

#6092764 - Saturday 18 October 2014 19:03

BOOBIES!!!

By 3molliver3 | 16

#6092650 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:27

That kid got the shock off his life

By Eivana | 36

#6092671 - Saturday 18 October 2014 16:44

While you were at work?

glabberfasted | 16

#6092910 - Saturday 18 October 2014 23:12

Glad I'm not the only one who found this to be the weirdest part... Who feels sexy while at work?

Astrum14 | 24

#6092914 - Saturday 18 October 2014 23:14

Strippers.

By AriettaX | 15

#6092687 - Saturday 18 October 2014 17:01

Well, at least your fiance will get a good laugh out of this!

8born8 | 18

#6092763 - Saturday 18 October 2014 19:01

Here's hoping her fiances ex has a sense of humor. Little ones tend to repeat what they've seen/heard verbatim. And if it doesn't come out straight away, it will eventually. Kids are innocent like that.