And how does one go about that?

#4, by holding a regular conversation first. But who really thinks about doing that first, its his phone, he should have it. you know?

Why should you expect someone else to pick up the person you are trying to contact's phone?

Its quite common for people with kids to let their child use their phone.

this FML makes me think of so many wrong things

Not really #9 especially if he has kids. My friends know not to text me crude stuff when my nephew is in town just for this reason.

And sometimes there's the chance that someone could be borrowing their phone for whatever reasons.

When I was younger, my mom let me use her phone and if she got a message, I had to tell her imediately. if she wasnt around then I had to tell her later but I was forbidden from opening it.

That's some pretty top notch advice right there. Good thing you shared, since OP surely couldn't have learnt her lesson after having posted on FML.

Captain Hindsight...is that you?

True... but how do we know she wasnt on her phone during lunch?

She was at work when she sent the picture. No mention of when she took it.

If she's a pornstar…

There's always the restroom stall, or if you have an office, anything goes

Exactly

BOOBIES!!!

Glad I'm not the only one who found this to be the weirdest part... Who feels sexy while at work?

Strippers.

Here's hoping her fiances ex has a sense of humor. Little ones tend to repeat what they've seen/heard verbatim. And if it doesn't come out straight away, it will eventually. Kids are innocent like that.