Intimacy: Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if...

By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido

Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

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Going well, is it?

By Elizabeth - 29/07/2011 19:56 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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SarahMarie83 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 16:44

Fast Forward about 2 weeks and we'll see an FML where your ex-boyfriend dumped you and posted your "naughty pics" all over Facebook.

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 16:33

maybe cuz one is enough.

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imaniiboo 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 22:44

nicee..not!

Z49 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 23:08

ydi 4 not looking sexy.

blinkboxcar44 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 0:31

harsh!

DJuan 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 23:35

what was he supposed to ask for?? a phone bj?

DonFlamingo 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 23:40

Don't feel bad. Did you send the "money shot"? If so, that would explained it all.

wanther 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 0:36

you stupid shit, he was just saying that to not pressure u

ccc01 1

Wednesday 5 May 2010 0:42

Let the man appeciate the pic! Geeze guys need time to **********

covanent2k 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 3:52

he's prolly just dident want to be rude sens u already sent him one pic

Jonscarl 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:02

maybe e dosnt want to be labeled as a sex offender and

shitheads 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:10

pure love

Spierdalaj 7

Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:15

So what? Get over it. Just coz he's a guy doesn't mean he's always in the mood.

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