Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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Top comments
SarahMarie83 0
Fast Forward about 2 weeks and we'll see an FML where your ex-boyfriend dumped you and posted your "naughty pics" all over Facebook.
ryguy997 0
maybe cuz one is enough.
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Comments (141)
t1m0k 0
you shouldnt expect from your boyfriend to be in the mood 24/7
perdix 31
You should have followed that up with a pic of a sammich.
simonsaysYDI 8
-chuckles- perdix = win
lito27 0
haha what did you want him to say? yeah finger yourself? haha get over it it's just a pic. I'm sure he already has some pics of you or seen you naked. it's just a picture.
adharkach 0
Soon enough, this comment field will be flooded by 1) People calling you a ***** 2) People who think it's funny to ask for that picture. It was funny the first 80 times, right? 3) Cellardwellers randomly telling people they are hot. There. I summed up FML for you.
adharkach 0
5) The brigade of people who get worked up when they see a misspelled word, and are now rushing our way.
simonsaysYDI 8
OP is a *****, but give me that picture LOLOLOLOLROFLMAOLOL. #58.. you're so hot. -checks to see if 58 is indeed hot-
mommacov 0
#40.....I love a good old fashioned smartass, I really did laugh out loud
mommacov 0
Damn, I was hoping I would be #58!!!!
adharkach 0
Same :/
kalixzo 11
LOL 58 has a picture of a skull
mlia172 0
*Grammar Nazis, like myself If you're going to be one, do it right.
pureecstasy 5
pwned
P0sca_fml 0
It's a slap in your face... =X But I love nasty girls :D
YourGoinDown14 2
maybe you just didn't look that great in that picture lol
the_undead 11
you fail. not really an FML, is it?
heyitsmeyay 0
how is that an fml?
aenemadreamer 0
to all the people saying its not an fml....it is an fml to the op because she was embarrassed by it. duh.