Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
JBiz_fml 0
I never new there was a star wars day ...
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gravityplanx 0
So i have this new theory... I think people that make excessive jabs at strangers on the internet are compensating for having small penises/wide vaginas.... It's like how people used to use expensive red sports cars. Basically, i think #15 has an inordinately tiny penis and after a couple girls laughed too hard to actually be able to have sex with him, the anger built up and he had to take it out here... It's just a theory though
mcsnelly 5
#142-um..not everyone leaves a comment
AB_fml 0
LMAO!!! my teacher wrote this on the board last year. LOL but sorry about your ex. Btw ew at 141.
Kristoffer 35
YDI - but in a good way. Yer better off without her and this shows it.
omglyktotally78 0
I think #15 got banne for life because there is no #15 anymore!!
xxjoexx 0
Like others i'll say YDI just for still having here number but she does sound like a bitch, and #31...You shouldn't keep things bottled up, tell us how you REALLY feel.
gravityplanx 0
haha... #147 is right.. 15/72/100 are all gone.. as much as i'm glad to see the dick get punished, it was kinda entertaining to see an idiot like that walking around.. it's like a zoo and the internet is the cages!
omglyktotally78 0
****** A I forgot to put a d and the end of banned.......I was just too excited to see that piece of shit get the boot....but he can always make another account and come back and be the some douche that he is.
lunchmeat317 0
Whatever dude, she just can't appreciate it. No skin off your back.
lolbitch 0
Is this Danny or Eric?