Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
JBiz_fml 0
I never new there was a star wars day ...
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prb 0
Is that you eric?
paintergirl12 0
#116, i completely agree.. "tiltwrestler" is just being so needlessly rude and boorish
gravityplanx 0
first off, i'm so happy so many of you guy stood up to #15... what an ass muncher But also, to quote #15/#72/#100 (same guy): "And in past experience, it's people who say "you're full of yourself" who are the most full of themselves. Ever noticed that the problems you see the most in others, are often the problems you share yourself? " and then: "You go **** yourself too! Cuz ummmm... nobody else ever will." " At least he got some eventually." "My balls were dropped before you were even born, smallfry. You're still a boy" So... by this guys OWN ARGUMENT, the problems he saw most in others are probably the ones he has himself... Thus, according to #15, he has never had sex, probably never will, and his balls haven't dropped yet. I didn't say it... he did
RPGod 0
Your Ex sucks.
BeanieBaby 0
....why is she still a contact on your phone? nothing good can come out of that.
mcsnelly 5
lmao @ # 136
taylormarie0216 0
wow 15... of all the comments saying bad things about you picked mine? nice. and yeah i think that you are full of yourself. your putting yourself over the OP "BROADCAST YOUR INEPTITUDE OVER THE PHONELINES!!!!!!!" and staying an "uncool virgin" maybe some people want to be *smart*. plus there is people that probably would have sex with the OP like those people saying they would date him. also I'M not full of myself and i dont think im "hot stuff". i hate people who think they are. i dont know... *like you* and you can ask anyone i know. actually im probably one of the most shy people you will meet in person because im scared of making a fool of myself. but just assume. thats kool. especially making the assumption "nobody likes you anyway" how the hell would you know if nobody likes me?! (which btw they do) wtf?!
DeadMansCrack 4
I LOVE monster truck races and I live in a refrigerator in my mom's garage
taylormarie0216 0
hahahaha #135 :D thats hilarious and true. lmao
babaa_fml 0
im rly confused. If so many ppl are agreeing with the OP how come there are more u deserved that 1 than i agree ur life is ******. just wonderimg