Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
JBiz_fml 0
I never new there was a star wars day ...
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Comments (392)
katherinebby17 28
aren't you glad she's your ex
12347a 0
haha you're such a nerd, but still cool in your own way. What did #15 say? Oh and whoever that straight guy defending gays was, you are awesome P.S I'm also straight with a girlfriend
HoldMeRansom 0
I got an account after months of reading FML daily just to let you know that this made my day. Seriously. That owns so hard.
dotaw 0
This sounds like something my boyfriend would do. Except I haven't actually seen Star Wars. He's very upset with me.
Trackrack2 0
that is a good reason
lyndis_fml 0
What a bitch. I would START going out with someone for doing something like that.
so_me_fml 0
To everyone who says it's absolutely necessary to delete exes' numbers: I have an ex whose number I keep deleting, only to get a text from him a month or two later... So, in order to quit making a fool of myself by asking who the heck this is EVERY single time I get a text, I put his number back in my phone so I'll know not to text him back! ...but, I do have a fear of accidentally texting him when I meant to text someone else... Bah, exes are so weird sometimes.
cyberhoy 3
haha 207 yeah i'd like to see tiltedwrestler mop the floor with you again any ways that was an awesome text but anyone who sends mass texts to everyone in there list deserves to be shot never mind to think of the people who have to pay for every text
rawrr1988 0
She's so not worth it. Star Wars is way epic. And Star Wars Day is genius. May the fourth be with you ;]
guitardedman 0
NERD. also, i would like to add, in the words of bill cosby (r.i.p); zeep zop zoobity bop