Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
JBiz_fml 0
I never new there was a star wars day ...
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_mcs_ 0
I agree with #5 xD
opinionator 0
Dammit - looks like I arrived late to the party. I was hoping to see what kind of idiocy tiltwrestler tried to pull, but it turns out he's been banned. Wait, that's funny. Incredibly funny. Still, I do wish I'd gotten to read his homophobic, misogynistic, misanthropic and idiotic ramblings this time. At the very least, to provide some sort of object lesson on what it takes to get banned on these boards.
6daysoverdue 0
#192 took the words right out of my mind. What a bitch.
bioclock 0
Wait, it's Star Wars day? Crap, I was watching the Lord of the Rings instead!
alex_vik 1
I don't blame her, you sound like a complete nerd.
bluejean0991 0
I seriously LOL'd at this one... my roommate looked at me funny :] Good job.
18925969 0
YDI - that is all
bioclock 0
Oh shit, it's Star Wars day? And I wasted it by watching The Lord of the Rings!
onigiriqueen 0
...you have your ex-girlfriend's number still in your phone book? Is she the only chick you know? YDI for being attached to something you don't have.
kellster 2
Um, delete your ex's number, maybe? You're not getting her back. Accept it.