Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML
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utefan27
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haha you just got burned by your dad
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TXjuggalo972
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don't worry op I actually kind of like flat chested women idk why actually I could care less
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MyDogTastesBad
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Big deal. Your hormones haven't kicked in.
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unidentified_sta
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She's 18...
Anyhow, you got owned. Either deal with it or decide that people will still like you anyway and move on with life.
Anyhow, you got owned. Either deal with it or decide that people will still like you anyway and move on with life.
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Technocidal
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It's a joke. Stop being so sensitive. you could've responded by going "Or my dads crotch. Flat as the salt plains."
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planbsponserme
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I <3 boobies!
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nebula748
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Nice one 26.
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yucayucatan
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there are boundaries and your father ignored them. He is an ass hole.
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starile
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YOUR DAD IS A SICK FUCK, OP. What father would talk like that about their little girl's tits? A sick fuck, that's who.
*high fives the old man*
*high fives the old man*
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TrimKibbles
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my girlfriend didn't get tits til she was about 22. she was just a late starter
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flakes_fml
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I'l go get you some ice...
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STr8_CaLi_d0p3
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76- How much did those tits cost?
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LoveMySoldier82
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I was a b cup after two pregnancies. An A cup in high school. Girls teased me about having small boobs, I'd say, "at least mine won't be around my knees at 40".
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BluSkyNoise
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beautiful
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nason222
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have you ever herd of a boob job?
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utefan27
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haha you just got burned by your dad
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xxreneexx65
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Thats depressing! haha
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tri1sometime22
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Totes depressing! Hopefully u grow some tho!!! :)
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max_wilder
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*Kelso* BURN!!
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UniUni
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Am I the only one who found this creepy
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DishHeads
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haha owned
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Rawrzie
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just stating the facts. did you want them to rant about how big your non- existent boobs are?
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sabrinakay23
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asshole
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monkeybanana
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sabrinakay (and some numbers) you're right this dude is
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a563
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"some numbers?" It's just 23!! What's wrong with you?!?!
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TXjuggalo972
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don't worry op I actually kind of like flat chested women idk why actually I could care less
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thomasday
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anything more than a handful just goes to waste
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mercedes3210
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^ is that really true?
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mzeemzima
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I think u mean u like men no guy would want girls with flat chests unless they can't get a girl with boobs but no one would reject a girl with big/nice boobs if they had a choice
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farazjaved98
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^ well it depends what u do with it... but I prefer not too big, but in the end it doesn't matter- it's their beauty that really does, like yours... :)
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farazjaved98
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btw, I was replying to Mercedes
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Jizwold
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I decided that I actually just like ass more :)
also I'm fairly sure that more men prefer ass over titties
also I'm fairly sure that more men prefer ass over titties
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starile
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
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ilikeemsmall
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Yes it's true. Not everyone needs ones that will be hanging out the bottom of her shirt when she's 40.
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TXjuggalo972
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I never said I would reject big boobs way to read and also I'm 13 not 8 your underestimating my intellect just a little bit
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freakinglaugher
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#6 did I read it wrong, but didn't they say you were 13? I didn't see a "8" within any of the comments. Now I find it ironic that you said not to insult your intelligence. lol troll face!
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chili10
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69, I'm an a cup (not flat, just small) and my boyfriend thinks I got the right size. not every guy wants big boobs.
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macskapingvin
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Anything bigger than C is just blegh for me. Tastes vary, but I've never found big breasts to be appealing. They just don't look right.
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TXjuggalo972
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ok I'll put to you this way 102 what im saying is that they should not just say oh he's ONLY 13 like I'm some kind of dumb fuck
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youngmoney14
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no you should still feel like shit for having small tits
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vyzhyn
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^it's people like you that need to contract a flesh-eating virus and die! all women deserve to feel beautiful, you dumb frat-fuck!
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roflrawrlol
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13 year olds shouldn't be reading this! :o
how much intellect do you really have? hell, when I was 13 I was dumb as a post...
how much intellect do you really have? hell, when I was 13 I was dumb as a post...
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manatees_r_epic
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147- Not to brag, but I'm 13 and I know how many chromosones a mule has. So not every 13 year old is dumb.
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AwkwardNinja22
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I wasn't aware mules had chromosones. Please, elaborate more.
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monstaber
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61 I disagree completely. I like flat chested women because 1) boobs are boobs and 2) there are a LOT more things to look for in a woman than the size of her tits. Love > infatuation. (I'm 15, just so you all know.)
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riax
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Whether he prefers flat, small or big boobs, a good man will prefer to be with the girl even more, and make her feel beautiful no matter what, because that's what she is to him
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tiggerz
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Marry me
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gooBUZZ
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That's just wrong for your dad to say? But still, it was a joke, it's the end of the year, lighten up, princess.
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jazziness
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damn!!!!! u need a leash cuz u just got dogged lol jk I wasnt serious
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Skycop_S
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English.
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alicianoar
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Get a boob job?
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alicianoar
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True.... get a padded bra?
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anorexicbarbie
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Thailand breat slap!!
I hate the comment bug.
I hate the comment bug.
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anorexicbarbie
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breast*
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smerry
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BOOBIESSSSSS!!!!!!!
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lzenon
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ha, when I read it, I looked at your pic too so it looked like I <3 Booooooobies
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Javalounge
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*lack of
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Cass3m0
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It's humor, OP. Get some.
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starile
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It's boobs, OP. Get some.
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brootalxkeni
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70 that comment was a WIN!