Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, before watching the new Pinocchio, we decided to watch the cartoon one from the 1940’s. Turns out, when I was a kid, the scene where the evil Coachman’s face turns demonic traumatised me. I’d forgotten until I saw the face again. I’m 56 years-old but I froze up and peed myself in my armchair. FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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KillerBunnies 0
You are never too old to be a child all over again! I love watching cartoons because they remind me of when I was little! It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Cerataphora 0
TS is good!
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v_cakes 0
I wouldn't have known unless I read this! So I went and looked at imbd to confirm; my jaw dropped and I excited told my mom that a 3rd one is coming out (she loves Toy Story)...I'm 19 too.
Albedo667 5
OMG WHAT! TOY STORY 3 IVE BEEN WAITING A LONG ASS TIME FOR THIS! btw im 19, totally nothing to be ashamed of, infact im going to go and lay down now
weissy555 0
yOOOOOOi didn't even know there making another one fuckinggg wooohhh
lol_Epic_Fail 0
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW!!!!!!!1
annahoward 0
#69 bahaha i totally agree the "HE" thing, when i was younger i used to wonder what gender he/she was. oh well, i still have doubts. relax OP, it's good to be excited over little things, you should thank god that you aren't those boring people that take life too serious.
ThisIsTaboo 0
Don't feel ashamed! Pixar is the bomb!
loser_face2225 0
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there's a third must see it!!!!
AngelRaven89 0
no way seriously!!! I love Tom Hanks :D I was going to say " I love Woody!" but umm...
maggotface 0
I don't see why you're humiliated by that.
sampsonite24 0
lol i did the same thing xD