Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, before watching the new Pinocchio, we decided to watch the cartoon one from the 1940’s. Turns out, when I was a kid, the scene where the evil Coachman’s face turns demonic traumatised me. I’d forgotten until I saw the face again. I’m 56 years-old but I froze up and peed myself in my armchair. FML
Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
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KillerBunnies 0
You are never too old to be a child all over again! I love watching cartoons because they remind me of when I was little! It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Cerataphora 0
TS is good!
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ecilart 0
what's wrong with that? pixar rocks :) i'm 20 and totally died during "up" today, it was soo good!
Ender_ 0
Is your name Briana, because you sound exactly like my ex-girlfriend does when she heard about this movie.
Beatlesfan94 0
Really? *watches teaser on YouTube* I'm ******* excited! Toy Story was definitely the center of my childhood. I even had a Woody doll! (I keep it in my room next to my Beatles records and Nintendo crap.) There's nothing wrong in being excited over a movie...especially one with "Toy Story" in the title!
shannonlauck 0
I hate it when people like # 22 say things like " i literally died laughing" no if you literally died laughing you would be dead. You figuratively died laughing! Grammer!!! Really!!
the_deuce 0
OMG OMG i feel the same way as soon as i saw your post i was like HOLY CRAP EXCITING but i laughed sooo hard at this post!! hahahaha
CJ090 0
Wow a toy story 3 I barely remember 2 and 1 I gotta go watch them But they are like maddd l8 I just looked it up Ts3 is commin out June of next year Ts2 was like 10 years ago (from this year)
ilovefmlife 0
hahaa its so funny cause the minute I read "a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3" I didn't even finish the FML and I went on google to search it and watch it :D and now that I've seen it I'm excited! so no this is not an FML :)
lovelyxo 0
#67 you're a prick. stop being such a judgemental pig. you deserve that for being stereotypical. OP: chill out dude. hahah it's funny that you had to lie down but it's no biggie. who wouldn't be excited for toy story 3?
kscott88 0
OMG! OMG! This is so NOT a FML! I gotta find that trailer!!!
eenerd 0
I don't understand you people who act like you're above the poster. He/she saw a movie that looked interesting, so she's excited over it, what is the big deal? I used to like Toy Story when I was a kid, and I'm sure you did too, so it's probably best to NOT be a hypocrite.