FML : Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive...

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Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By someone / Saturday 23 July 2011 08:50 / United States

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By 1215116a | 14

#2958476 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:05

What kind of hotel is that?

By rosha267 | 21

#2958508 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:08

My closet does that! Thankfully I don't sleep in my closet

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By gurpreet | 5

#2958471 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

zacharytk72 | 5

#2958533 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:10

when will people learn that saying "first" only gives you shit from other people >.>

dolphincheddar | 10

#2958583 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:17

14. when they hit puberty

F2M2L | 5

#2958601 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:18

hey thank you for the useless, annoying comment 1. what did you think, people would be like "omg dude your soooo cool! first comment?!" thats badass!"

AnonymousTroll | 2

#2958752 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:47

Just say the reality of it: he's first because he wants to feel special. Perhaps his mommy dropped him as a child?

Sunny_Eclipse | 6

#2958765 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:50

I love all of your replies...

UnicornHunter | 12

#2958879 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:20

OP, you should've complained to the front desk.

gurpreet | 5

#2958899 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:26

sorry if I offended you guys that much

baddud300 | 6

#2958913 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:28

Try to take out the light bulb...

iamyour_petrock | 8

#2959080 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:12

lol

daisyloo | 7

#2960208 - Saturday 23 July 2011 20:26

I'm pretty sure that there are settings that you can change whether the lights turn on automatically or you turn them on manually.

gurpreet | 5

#2960210 - Saturday 23 July 2011 20:26

well hatera gunna hate

JiggaJayZ | 16

#2960377 - Saturday 23 July 2011 20:58

Looks like you're having sex with the lights on

By 1215116a | 14

#2958476 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:05

What kind of hotel is that?

Sicari | 2

#2958625 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:21

this is a weird hotel

UN1T3D | 6

#2958678 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:33

I say break the lights, then sleep well :D

wikkedphuka | 0

#2958820 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:06

clap on clap off! ...... poor lil buttcrack u

wikkedphuka | 0

#2958822 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:06

clap on clap off! ...... poor lil buttcrack u

ShyAnn29 | 14

#2958854 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:14

I've heard of those in the bathrooms but not in the main room, how rude! lol

LuHGiiiT | 11

#2958920 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:29

I think the better question here is:
Who goes to bed before 2 am?

atthegates | 0

#2959045 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:05

ur doing it wrong. clearly on the wrong setting. ydi for being stupid

deafeningsilence | 8

#2959064 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:11

Yeah, there are usually settings that let you turn the automatic setting off and only turns on if you manually touch it.

aramross91 | 6

#2959188 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:41

people with responsibilities and jobs....

NoobHat | 6

#2960404 - Saturday 23 July 2011 21:11

It was a Motel 6. They said they'd leave the light on for you.

ChucktheNorris | 0

#2962527 - Sunday 24 July 2011 4:43

I DO

PutItIn | 8

#2962858 - Sunday 24 July 2011 5:55

Unplug/remove battery from the light ??

YwTwss | 0

#2963138 - Sunday 24 July 2011 7:04

so what if you're having sex...

Arch27 | 27

#2974165 - Monday 25 July 2011 20:06

Strobe light!

MistaChristoph | 0

#3079625 - Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:10

Oilers suck

TheFunnyzach | 3

#4009594 - Wednesday 8 February 2012 16:40

Those kind of lights are stupid, this is one of those times where the idea that sounds great, until you try it.

whohasanaccount | 2

#4806481 - Monday 13 August 2012 4:07

Get some tape on the switch...

insomniac8400 | 13

#4889469 - Monday 3 September 2012 3:13

there's no battery in a light fixture

By lyri10 | 0

#2958487 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:05

dude,
get up and get a new hotel
cz that sucks

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2958985 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:49

hmmm idk what to tell you, oh yea cover the fucking censor with something...

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2959745 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:51

Here's an idea.. Unscrew the lightbulb :O

TheMasticater | 9

#2960787 - Saturday 23 July 2011 22:51

Or just complain to the manager

Sunny_Eclipse | 6

#2967463 - Monday 25 July 2011 0:09

Hahaha I wanna hug Gir!

By Madiluvsyuh98 | 2

#2958493 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:06

sorry bout that... lol

carolv22 | 0

#2964116 - Sunday 24 July 2011 10:39

just unscrew the light bulb?

By bretty_boieeeeyy | 0

#2958504 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:07

I'm sure if you contacted some sort of management they could disable it.

xk75 | 4

#2958641 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:23

Srsly just call the front desk and complain! if they can't disable it tell them to just take the bulbs out of the light.

bretty_boieeeeyy | 0

#2959162 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:36

also they should not be so sensitive that when you roll over in bed they turn on.

lolboy300 | 0

#2960089 - Saturday 23 July 2011 20:11

Or just find the movement captor and put something on it.

bretty_boieeeeyy | 0

#2960138 - Saturday 23 July 2011 20:16

we did that in our hockey dressing rooms then when the lights turned off we all started fighting and stuff like that

By rosha267 | 21

#2958508 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:08

My closet does that! Thankfully I don't sleep in my closet

dickydickman | 0

#2958874 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:19

you might not, but I do

IAmNotAnAnimal | 9

#2959010 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:55

R. Kelly does..

hexblot | 10

#2959115 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:23

gratz for coming out :)

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2959208 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:44

Dumbass, it was a monster in the closet joke not a homosexual innuendo.

DrewsFML | 8

#2959759 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:55

Unless there's a teletubbie in the closet, then it's gay AND a monster.

Deeznutzhairy | 7

#2960776 - Saturday 23 July 2011 22:47

you will soon >:)

SlyTendencies | 1

#2963270 - Sunday 24 July 2011 7:35

^ Dear God what is that.

By takanuva0123 | 0

#2958510 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:08

Tie yourself to the bed?

niceNnerdy | 5

#2958536 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:11

Kinky.

trevishere | 7

#2958683 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:34

Your picture and comment made me laugh.

thelastlucifer | 17

#2959040 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:05

wouldn't that be awkward when the cleaning people come in, in the morning? lol

charlie2_fml | 2

#4037032 - Wednesday 15 February 2012 5:59

I don't think anyone would be coming in your hotel room while your sleeping!

By gurpreet | 5

#2958515 - Saturday 23 July 2011 16:08

that sucks, something better would be of you clap your hands to turn the lights on and off

kidtoronto | 5

#2959020 - Saturday 23 July 2011 17:59

shut up...

gurpreet | 5

#2959139 - Saturday 23 July 2011 18:28

what I say wrong

hilda_kitty | 16

#2959844 - Saturday 23 July 2011 19:22

*facepalm*

ILOLatmockdaweek | 0

#2960153 - Saturday 23 July 2011 20:19

your comments make no sense...

DrewsFML | 8

#2961000 - Saturday 23 July 2011 23:51

it's all relative gurpreet, of the 2000 people who voted on this FML so far only a tiny 20 of them either didn't like your idea or were confused because you accidentally put 'of' instead of 'if'.