NSFW: Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out....

OhDearGodGrandad 7 February 2016, 17:59 Ilford, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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lovingthis 9 January 2013, 16:48 Largo, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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failingdaily 20 September 2014, 02:27 Paraparaumu, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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Anonymous 7 September 2015, 14:21 Auburn, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

People are awful

Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML

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thefuckedupbunny 18 August 2019, 20:00 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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bridezilla 5 July 2009, 04:12 Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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Anonymous 12 July 2015, 14:21 Boca Raton, United States

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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Anonymous 13 March 2014, 09:34 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Thanks, I hate it

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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bman 7 April 2012, 06:41 Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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lvegadelgado_6 10 August 2015, 14:32 Deerfield, United States

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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grandpa porn 28 August 2017, 01:30 🌶️ Spicy

Red handed

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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Dave_Davington 35

8 February 2016, 07:50

You should take yours out too just so he doesn't feel alone.

someamishhobo 12

8 February 2016, 07:41

Don't. Make. Eye contact.

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cosmic_peanut 17

8 February 2016, 07:58

old guy went nuts-nuts , FYL!

Spark_Slicker 19

8 February 2016, 07:58

So either your grandfather is senile and doesn't understand that whipping it out in public is both socially improper and illegal or he is a sexual deviant who gets off on exposing himself to strangers in public. And you had witness it. Damn, sorry OP.

enginsteve 17

8 February 2016, 09:01

Or he has lived his life and is all out of ***** to give.

Spark_Slicker 19

8 February 2016, 09:26

It's one thing to generally not give a **** and another to purposely have your dick out for all to see.

FSGInsainity 15

8 February 2016, 18:07

He's out of ***** to give and needs the ladies to know what just came off the market.

Brandi_Faith 34

9 February 2016, 05:45

This needs a follow up. Was he wearing shorts with no underwear and it peeked out by accident? Is he senile and just decided to let it breathe? Was this some sort of accident or was it on purpose? Either way I feel bad that you and everyone else had to see that op!