Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
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JoeLouisBomber 9
Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*
angrymexican 8
Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.
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Comments (196)
watermeloneater 0
Wow.
CheeseHater 23
Try to get them into a threesome.
sodapopper 6
You should have grabbed a handful of ass, crotch and ******* off that excuse... Hell yeah
Snowgriffen99 0
Oops.
AfterAugust22 4
Doesn't matter, had sex.
leadawg75 12
Are they phoebe and Ursula identical or identical with feature differentiations? If the first pair is the answer then it is not your fault, though you still should know either way, and if the second one is answer she has a right to be angry with you.
badactor009 0
In fact, your GF did not get really mad at you.
badactor009 0
You could explain that not being able to tell them apart is embarrassing for you and request that the twin who is not your GF greet you in unique way. An example would be to use your full name (Timothy instead of Tim). She knows who you are. If she used your full name when you first meet, you then know which one she is.
mim777 4
hey im an identical twin and really you should be able to tell them apart my boyfriend of a year can and we look exactly the same Tip ... notice small differences in the voice,style and looks hope i helped but YDI : D
mim777 4
HOW DARE YOU #10 TWINS ARE NOT BICHES WHAT IF I SAID ALL YOU SINGLE CHILDREN WHERE BICHES WOULD YOU LIKE IT. IT IS NOT UP TO US TO DECIDE IF WE ARE WHAT WE ARE HOW DARE YOU !!!
Dilwann 27
Overreaction.