Food Coma By FML Videos - 25/10/2018 12:30 - United States - New York Let me just take a quick nap... I agree, your life sucks 254 You deserved it 72 Share Tweet Share
Today, my girlfriend announced to me that she is pregnant and tried to tell me it was mine. I lost both testicles to an infection as a teenager so, no way it’s mine. Somehow, she never made the mental connection that no balls equals no children and no way to convince me I’m the dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 177 You deserved it 219
Today, the house I squat in with my punks got sold. The fascist fucker showed up with a baseball bat, two mean dogs, and a shotgun, and ordered us out. Now we're back to sleeping in our old van until we can find a new place. FML I agree, your life sucks 121 You deserved it 1 568
Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML I agree, your life sucks 701 You deserved it 242
Today, I went to the campus health office because I had some VERY strong pains in my side. I thought my appendix was about to burst. I asked the receptionist for a doctor, but she said they were all out of the office until later, and kindly offered to make me an appointment for mid June. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 777 You deserved it 137
Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML I agree, your life sucks 481 You deserved it 145
Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML I agree, your life sucks 42 434 You deserved it 8 493
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML I agree, your life sucks 57 358 You deserved it 20 066
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 466 You deserved it 1 728