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Skidmarks

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 00:00

Today, while drinking with my siblings, my brother said out loud at the pub: “I have to go…wipe better”, then he fucked off and didn’t come back. FML

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Wednesday 2 November 2022 0:44

I'm guessing his second attempt at wiping was a failure -- would you really want to be associated with the result?

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Wednesday 2 November 2022 0:44

I'm guessing his second attempt at wiping was a failure -- would you really want to be associated with the result?

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