Intimacy: Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else... - FML

By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Spicy

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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Dared

By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 02:01

Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML

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How could you?

By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

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Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

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Drugs, not hugs

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

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Free hugs

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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By Lin - 02/03/2010 05:57 - United States

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Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

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Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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Quick as rainbows

By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

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Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

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Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By shit's weak - 13/02/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

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By betchyo - 01/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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Fmyspam 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

Well you made him happy!!

Amburito 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

You know you liked it OP.

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howie321 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:36

Was he hot?

Bofferding_fml 6

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:00

i always feel like punching those weirdos.. i don't understand why anyone would want to hug those hobbos in the first place, but hey there's always someons dumb enough

krent14 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:40

are you hot? or were you showing a lot of cleavage...

babygirlc1 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:08

jump on it!

oldnavysnake 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:59

hahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaha eww.(;

SneakherHead 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:09

How long was the hug?? 

trooper250 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:31

guess you found out why no one else was

razucc 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:45

more like free boner

Ambaayyy 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:59

so your hott! flaunt it ;)

pinkrink9 5

Wednesday 29 June 2011 0:12

why the he'll would you do that? that's discusting!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML

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Today, a man started a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracles of things we take for granted every day. I was really enjoying it until he looked at his watch and said, "Oh shit, mushrooms make me lose track of time!" and ran off into the night. FML

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Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML

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Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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Today, despite being married and renting my own apartment, I can't fulfil my teenage dream of slamming my wife on the sofa and pounding her like cheap mince, all because it would apparently "defile the sofa for the children." FML

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Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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Today, my five-year-old son threatened to kill another kid at school. I told the teacher I would have a talk with my son about how that’s not okay. The teacher replied that I’d better call the cops in case he “follows through.” Did I mention the kid is five? FML

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