Intimacy: Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else...

By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 02:01

Today, I was dared to stand and hold a sign saying, "Free Hugs." This girl I'd never seen before gave me a crushing hug and cried hysterically on my shoulder in the blazing afternoon sun. I couldn't get her off. FML

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By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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By Lin - 02/03/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By bonehead69 - 31/05/2015 07:06 - United States - Taylorville

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By shit's weak - 13/02/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

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By betchyo - 01/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

Well you made him happy!!

Amburito 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:15

You know you liked it OP.

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Consequences 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:08

You need to study The Oatmeal.

bonnie_vb8 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:09

hugs make everyone happy :) especially horny guys.

brunettebaby98 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:11

well maybe there was a reason nobody was hugging him

fm_lover364 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:12

I have the same thing on a shirt

vanillatwilight6 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:14

thats what you get for hugging a guy with a free hugs sign

corrinaswan 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:24

wow that's disturbing someone has a crush on you. what did you do after **** him? hahaha just kidding but seriously what did you do?

howie321 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 7:11

you're picture is kinda weird..

mintcar 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:24

Free hug for a free ********?

GabyGirl555 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:48

Ha...Free hug on the front......for a ******* on the back lmao I have a free hugs shirttt.

rogerusmc23 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:24

enjoy. (:

donnie111 12

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:25

that was you?! jk haha

thrashdu2002 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:30

looks like u fell for the ole" i got a hug sign and a hidden biner" trick

rogerusmc23 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:24

biner?? weird I thought it said bOner

rogerusmc23 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:24

biner?? weird I thought it said bOner

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