Do my method... Step 1. Hockey stick with an old shirt on the end. Step 2. Dip the shirt in gasoline. Step 3. Light it on fire. Step 4. Quickly drape the shirt over the nest and run.

Who you gonna call? Waspbusters!!

Wasp stings are no joking matter. Especially with an allergy to them. Why would your dad risk your life like that OP? Tell him to call the exterminator and stop being such a cheap ass.

Calling an exterminator is a good idea, knowing that wasps can kill you if you're allergic to them.

Hope your getting paid for it .

#1, Since your dad doesn't seem to care about your health, find out how much an exterminator would charge, then ask dad if your emergency room visit and lost work time would cost more.

With the spray I use it kills the wasps so fast they don't even have the chance to try and sting me. No reason for me to have to run.

14 - step 5: Forest fire. Step 6 : Since he's the fastest, he'll be the least likely in his family to get caught by the cops!

My mom got stung by a wasp one time and that area turned black, she's fine now but it was bad, she got MRSA I think also.

Just build a Ghost from StarCraft. "Somebody call for an exterminator?"

All the more reason to run if your allergic lol jk that sucks.

depending on your home, use a blowtorch. Our old place was brick, we use to get a bunch so every so often my husband would torch the hive wasps and all (instant death to everything) and I would give it a sec and hose it down, just in case. Never got stung.

Or maybe hiring an exterminator so that he won't have to use an epipen. :o

Would an epipen even be useful against 100 wasp stings???

An epipen is only supposed to hold you over until you can get to the ER.

I have allergies and had many reactions. An epipen usually works about 15 mins before it wears off and your throat begins to swell shut again.

OP is from Texas like me, trust me they will be ok. Plus if he/she survives they will have major bragging rights for being ballsy and being "fit", idk lol

83: You're not too bright, are you?

Just a bored soldier.

The of what OP's family will do when the zombies come!!!

I wouldn't know.

27, what the fuck are you trying to say?

27 is trying to say: "Think of what OP's family will do when the zombies come!" Although how you mix up "the" with "think", I have no idea.

iPod auto correct maybe ...

52- The 'e' and the 'i' are not that close together for him to press the wrong button

Lesson learned. No longer going to the gym haha!

fastest in family doesn't mean fast in general. I feel your pain

Exterminators aren't AS costly as the medical bill after going to the ER with a wasp allergy and 100 wasp stings.

What good will a paintball gun do?

A fun way to take care of business.

Make the wasps even more angry, I suppose... Oh wait that's bad.

Ever seen 1,000 ways to die?

Yeah.. It's called standing far away? He was dumb and stood right next to it lol.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Deodorant can + lighter = flamethrower

A flame thrower will do nicely!

I'm sure they have some at the convenience store...

I set fire to your hive Watched it burn while I hid inside

Not sure why this is thumbed down, because fire works very well for this type of thing. Provided you aren't an idiot and you know how to control your fire...

Ate? O_o Hopefully you mean 'are'.