Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML
Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
Today, I was studying for a big test I have next Tuesday in my room. I heard a creak in my ceiling but assumed it was nothing as my house is old. Thirty seconds later something fell from my air vent directly onto my head. It was a giant cockroach. FML
Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML
Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML
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NATFLUMP 0
OMFG MAN WHY WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN ! dude, you fcking stuuuuuuupid.
prettybadfuckup 0
GROSSNESS
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Comments (132)
terranada 3
that's why u stand to the side when smashing bugs! u loser!!
Emmy_The_Great 2
Karma loved cockroaches!
_IDEK_9 3
why was your mouth open..
LivsterA 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chili_is_good 0
well they have no trans fat and they are full of protons so it's a win on your part.
chili_is_good 0
oops I mean protein
silence114817 8
karma doesn't mean what you think it does. karma is actually the creation of everything. the concept of doing something and it coming back is actually Wicca. what you do, whether it be good or evil, will come back to you 3 times
baseballbeast12 0
ohhhhhhh, dude, now I'm scared cause I think web I'm gonna go to sleep, ones goons drop down into my mouth!! you made me almost throw up!!!!
dtao114 0
i heard they have great protin. cant taste worst than a protein bar..
NaranjaLime 1
That's not karma. It's simply poetic justice!
CoDAddict56 0
OMG EWWW THATS ****** DISGUSTING!