Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
For those who have just had lunch, are having lunch, or are about to have lunch do yourself a favor and don't look up "felching."
Ainarr 29
I don't even know what felching is. Public school these days. ):
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Comments (79)
WasabiMars 21
Well at least your son isn't ignorant about sex. That's a good thing since many teenagers have many misconceptions about sex.
gintwinsmoore 20
well, that's what happens when you buy your kid a computer...lol
AnFrickenTwan 19
I was having a good day. Then I looked up felching
PinkasaurusRex 25
Let's just hope that they're just knowledgeable about it and aren't partaking in it. Even if they don't end up getting someone pregnant, it's still too much trouble for teens.
kirbs19 37
I could have gone my whole life without knowing what that was D:
gregnc_fml 18
Had to look this up. It's amazing that this act would even be done by anyone, but it's even more amazing that there's a word for it, and Wikipedia has a definition!
MuyBonita22 14
I'm very disgusted now
flee2321 10
Today, FML taught me what felching is. FML.
FieldLeftBlank 20
He corrected you? Looks like you need to brush up on a few things; get off the internet and go practise!
Peachtranquility 15
Idk what it is either... not sure that I want it on my Internet history though..