Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML
Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
For those who have just had lunch, are having lunch, or are about to have lunch do yourself a favor and don't look up "felching."
Ainarr 29
I don't even know what felching is. Public school these days. ):
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Comments (79)
bubbles5810 12
Ewwwwwwwwww
mizzmargarita 1
So nasty.
NodakN8V 25
Today, reading FMLs gave me an FML. What was read cannot be unread.
FMLusername969 21
Thanks Google....WTF is felching. Sounds disgusting.
Fou_Lou 20
So youre basically whining because your son has a better knowledge than you? Be proud that your son was able to get the facts right with all the misinformation they get from their peers and unrelieable sources in the internet.
tylerjay1013 9
Lmfao. That's almost as bad a a blumpkin. Let's see who knows what that is.
Sheepalicious 20
Maybe you should be taking notes....?
danceinconverse 25
You probably should have done some research before talking to him, I have to say YDI.
pedinhuh 23
And I just HAD to Google what felching is... ...I guess that's enough internet for The Day.
tristanc27 7
eeewwwwwwwwwww