Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
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Top comments
Shayton 12
Bacon=sex in your mouth
tony1891 22
gotta love Bacon.
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Comments (174)
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
Lik lil' wayne says "I'm bringin home the bacon i'm fuckn mrs.piggy" haha
supercalyyy 7
I wonder what he says to a bacon cheeseburger
PInK_ExCiTeD 7
C'mon dude we are talking about bacon! I mean who doesn't LOVE bacon? Lol
drawmyhearton_fml 3
That's hilarious and you deserved it
SwordOfTheSky 4
Rub some bacon on it
wildsweetchild 19
He's got a great sense of humor, you on the other hand...not so much!
soxnroxs 8
That is mad hot. Bacon ROCKS!
BecomeMine 0
lol so when your horny, you just ask " wanna make some piglets???" what??
shuoq76 10
Day. Made.
e8bikergrunt 2
Maybe he thinks you're a pig.