Love: Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway....

By prettylady? - 28/10/2012 04:22 - United States

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML

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By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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By lalala2494 - 27/05/2019 22:05

Today, I said, "Bless you" when someone sneezed on television. That's how lonely I am. FML

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By upsetandannoyed - 01/01/2012 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent four hours cleaning my apartment. Two minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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Gross!

By Anonymous - 17/07/2014 02:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

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Too good to be true

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 08:00

Today, after being hella single through this pandemic, I was gently stopped by an attractive man on my way to the bus stop. He looked deep into my eyes, and I took my headphones out so I could hear him better. Then, he started moving nervously, took a breath… and offered me meth, before tweaking away. FML

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Behave yourselves

By DogStew - 16/11/2023 08:00

Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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Sunday 28 October 2012 13:38

Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take I'll be watching you

loloalltheway 23

Sunday 28 October 2012 13:34

Overly attached stranger?

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crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:32

This is both YDI and FML. You shouldn't have let him follow you to your house. But since he is there, it sucks.

DogStew 20

Sunday 28 October 2012 16:51

Next time someone sneezes OP, don't wink, lick your lips, and say bless you. Also, the mini skirt with no panties did not help either.

2012Monster2012 0

Sunday 28 October 2012 17:08

Creeeeppperrrrrr !!!!

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sunday 28 October 2012 17:35

What was she meant to do, physically restrain him?

mcclainlashawn 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 17:40

U probably shouldn't have gone home if he was following u...u can call the police but he still knows where u live. He will b back.

Psychology_13 8

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:04

those are stalkers. and unfortunatly for you, you were probably the only person that talked to him in a while, thus he loves youuuu! ha.

DoxIxHAVExTo 10

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:21

Holy crap, call the police!! Do you not have a phone? Is that why you've gone two hours straight without calling? I'm so sorry, OP :c

KimasaurusRexx 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:28

That's really creepy. I would've definitely called the police as soon as I got home and realized he had followed me. You never know, he could break in and you could wake up to his creepy ass in your bed. Better safe than sorry.