Love: Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway....

By prettylady? - 28/10/2012 04:22 - United States

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML

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By errrmkl46 - 02/12/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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By lalala2494 - 27/05/2019 22:05

Today, I said, "Bless you" when someone sneezed on television. That's how lonely I am. FML

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By upsetandannoyed - 01/01/2012 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent four hours cleaning my apartment. Two minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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Gross!

By Anonymous - 17/07/2014 02:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

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Too good to be true

By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 08:00

Today, after being hella single through this pandemic, I was gently stopped by an attractive man on my way to the bus stop. He looked deep into my eyes, and I took my headphones out so I could hear him better. Then, he started moving nervously, took a breath… and offered me meth, before tweaking away. FML

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Behave yourselves

By DogStew - 16/11/2023 08:00

Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML

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Flirtatious bubble

By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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ycrem0n 21

Sunday 28 October 2012 13:38

Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take I'll be watching you

loloalltheway 23

Sunday 28 October 2012 13:34

Overly attached stranger?

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day624 14

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:00

If you knew he was following you, why would you go home?

polkaDOTfan 4

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:34

If you notice a stranger following you don't go home go to a public place and call the police

Meme1988 18

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:55

Hhh cool

CountMango 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 21:00

Classic Schmosby

cheer21moose 13

Sunday 28 October 2012 22:34

Did you not see him following you home? Cuz if you did then your a dumbass for letting a creep know where you live

iHeartMuzik 0

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:08

Not sure if that's sweet, or overly attached.

HSOMGF 5

Monday 29 October 2012 0:12

You could call the police, you know. Just saying.

sugarshane007 20

Monday 29 October 2012 0:25

Perhaps he would be more successful if he did it Gangnam Style. The ladies would love him then.

veritoswty6 14

Monday 29 October 2012 0:38

I think he got the wrong message! FYL

Accuraxy 10

Monday 29 October 2012 2:15

No, really?!

omart3 6

Monday 29 October 2012 1:31

forever alone level 439932

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