By brandogg - 27/04/2016 09:33 - United States - Clovis

Today, I tried to impress a girl I like by sliding down the rails of our school's stairs. My foot got snagged and I ended up with a broken ankle. FML
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Just so you know, it was a really long and also it spiraled

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Could've been your balls. Count your blessings

Got me at "I tried to impress a girl", instant YDI since these never end well. Also, what is so impressive about sliding down a rail?

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I would tell you to break a leg, but it seems like you did it well yourself. YDI.

Why would you tell him to break a leg for something that's already happened?

Didn't know ankles and legs were the same thing. Thanks dude!!!

Change your damn profile pic for once

#2 kind of reminds me of Scott E from iZombie.

I messed up waste of #2 down vote all u want idgaf

How do you not deserve this?

Could've been your balls. Count your blessings

Oh man, I saw one too many episodes of "Scarred" back in the day...

It seems that your action lead to the total opposite reaction you've wanted. Life works in beautiful ways.

once again the act to impress strikes again.

This is why I'm convinced that if women ever find a way to reproduce without men ever being involved then men as a whole will be the target of the next genocide.

Got me at "I tried to impress a girl", instant YDI since these never end well. Also, what is so impressive about sliding down a rail?

yup, right up there with "hold my beer" and "Hey guys! Watch this!" These things never end well. ydi.

Those mad rail sliding skills always impress the ladies man!... Yeah, this ended better than I thought it would actually.

It makes him look like a douche, which girls seem to like

You can also impress a girl with your brain, OP. Remember that.

No you can't, nice guys finish last...ALWAYS

That's what I did. Both my fiancée and I are engineers so it was easy to get along with her and impress her mentally.

I'm not sure why anyone would be impressed by that? It's like revving the engine of a sports car

Every FML with the sentence "trying to impress" always end up failing spectacularly and with a YDI vote. This one is not an exception.

Wait.. You're saying FML stories about attempting to impress women end badly!? Impossible!! Nothing bad ever happens to people on this site!

So trying to be cool and impressive always end up good and you actually look cool? In what universe do you live in 31? I totally want to go there!