Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Top comments
justsayfuck 5
Hahaha, that's awkward. But if you are truly ashamed of your underwear, you might want to buy new ones.
themachine122 0
wow. I can't believe there are no comments yet. oh and op, don't worry bout it. he'll forget about your Grandmas panties in his jacket in no time
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Comments (81)
FYLDeep 26
And the panties weren't washed and kept clean, am I right?
glitterbabe224 0
YOUR granny panties, or your GRANNYS granny panties? hmm. ydi
iRyanJr 0
3rd times the charm right? WEAR THONGS. IT'S 2010 FOR CRYING OUTLOUD!!! (yes, I typed in caps because I WAS SCREAMING IT!)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Thongs are blasé. IT'S 2010, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! There are lots of sexy, comfy non-thong knicker styles out there. Besides, contrary to what some boys may believe, thongs aren't fun to wear during the times one is likely to sport the GPs/PPs.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I agree with Jane. There are plenty of sexy underwear styles out there besides the thong! I've never owned one because the feeling of having a string wedged in my butt doesn't seem like it would be very comfortable. :/ Boy shorts are my preferred choice.
allmidnighteyes 11
You can just tell him you know his sniffy secret, and that they were a thank you present for letting you borrow the jacket. That's when you give him a wink.
SMD_emilyy 1
Lmaoo, ew.
kd1373 19
Lol
mintcar 10
Granny panties are a lot more comfortable to wear. Clearly, OP likes comfort. I can see why this sucks though, they're not exactly "sexy." Anyways, you didn't exactly borrow the jacket from your crush, so you shouldn't be too embarrassed.
iRyanJr 0
Never said crush at all in the FML. Are you blind?
Icyyy 0
58 - Are YOU blind?
evilcartman 0
ydi for owning granny panties
mike3775 39
Next time wash the jacket without your "granny" panties. I would have laughed if it had been me, unless you have "streaks" in them.
lantern 6
Why is "streaks" in quotations? Are you implying that these "streaks" might not be "streaks" at all? Do go on.
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
dude!! hahaha wtf?? who wears granny panies?? I give that stuff to my little sister.
breakingakajav 0
why are you washing a jacket with panties? or drying them together? either way lol!!
cheyanne3 0
You know, a lot of girls don't wear thongs for many reasons. A lot of them are uncomfortable, they can increase the risk of yeast infections, and some girls just think they are slutty. It shouldn't matter the type of underwear. This just shows how immature teenagers still are.
cowgod123 0
most guys don't wear em for the same reasons