Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
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Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I threw all my clothes into the washer, including my favorite red hoodie. Apparently, I forgot a Kleenex in one of the pockets. I now own a wardrobe of pink, soggy tissue confetti-covered gunk. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Top comments
justsayfuck 5
Hahaha, that's awkward. But if you are truly ashamed of your underwear, you might want to buy new ones.
themachine122 0
wow. I can't believe there are no comments yet. oh and op, don't worry bout it. he'll forget about your Grandmas panties in his jacket in no time
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Comments (81)
underpaid011 0
I think that would be so hot.
iwannachezburger 0
shoulda had a Twix & said it was your mother's.
AliaAlM 0
lol I know right
MuchDance90s 0
Wow. Super embarrassing.
hotdyegrl 0
that's when u blame it on the roomie.... :p
sohomomo 2
eww... granny panties... c'mon!!
LifeSucks102 0
Personally, I would have just laughed it off. Partly out of embarrassment, partly out of hilarity. And clearly, OP is a girl who puts comfort before beauty. Thongs aren't comfortable to some people, and, let's be honest, not everyone can wear thongs. If anything, boy shorts are far more comfortable, you know, if you want to be practical and sexy.
subwoofa 0
What are you on about?
loveeeitttt 0
You should have checked out that jacket a little better before u gave it to him, and shame on you for wearing granny panties... maybe this is a sign
beachyballerina 12
Hajsmjshwbs
gigilvrs6 0
YDI for having granny panties
iltby 3
I'm sure worse things have happened.