Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
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jmsouthe7 3
******* double standard
leopardwilliam 22
How dare you use her words against her!
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Comments (112)
wireproof 5
haha sounds like my ex. She was pissed when I broke up with her after doing to her what she did to me and was all pissed.
rayje0423 3
so many times I wanted to do that
TheFeels 16
Always let her win the arguement and you have to apologize as well EVEN if you're wrong. Would you prefer to lose the arguement or lose her??
toostupidtoname 2
If she's immature enough not to be able to loose argument, or "take her own medicine" that she gave op before I would say good riddance. Living with some one who would never admit their mistakes is far worse than living alone.
dudo1286 6
women are not always right but they are never wrong. Bullllllllshit
dudo1286 6
women are not always right but they are never wrong! b.s.
JoyAda 11
I'm laughing way to much at this.
amber3120 15
Yeah for some reason theres always double standard in relationships ..
Df1No 10
Coming from a girl... I'm not like that... But warning: Most girls will win all fights. No matter what. Lmaooo
klawzor 17
I feel you, my girlfriend broke up with me for the same reason.
kishmobile444 16
While I see how useful that can be .... did you use them in the same way, to the same things she did? Otherwise, it could have been just wrong. Typically though, when you do that, it's supposed to make us see ... but only if used in the same context.