Love: Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives...

By someone - 01/04/2014 19:21 - United States - Point Pleasant

Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML

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By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

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By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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Revenge is sweet

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get back at my roommates for eating all my food. First thing that kept disappearing was my water, so I decided to add lots of laxatives to my water this way the first person to go to the bathroom nonstop was the culprit. I forgot I had done that when I drank some myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 20:01

Today, my husband has both arms broken, and I have to help him in the bathroom. Not the problem. My girlfriends and I have been pranking each other lately and it's been fun, but they decided to slip my husband slip him some laxatives so that I would have to clean him him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2019 14:00

Today, as revenge for a prank I played on him last week, my brother took things way too far and loaded my milkshake with so many chocolate laxatives, I’m now in hospital. I’ve had so much diarrhoea in the past few hours, I’m dangerously dehydrated and had to be put on a saline drip. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

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expectcriticism 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:26

if you have to go to such drastic measures then maybe you shouldn't be with him.

J215B 33

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:28

Perhaps you should just break up with him rather than do him bodily harm... Just a suggestion.

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Thatchance96 5

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:51

Maybe talk to him about being clingy? But I mean it was nice of you to clean out his system

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:55

Talk to him about being so clingy. If he doesn't listen to you and is still clingy, dump him.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 2 April 2014 9:23

I think he will be doing the dumping...

jaylanhollen 3

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:00

That's bullshit, it isn't his fault. You selfish BITCH

cakefete2 30

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:03

Oh snap, shit just got real.

lotr4 18

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:13

Or you could talk to him

oooohmygosh 8

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:16

Hmmm seems like this situation could have been handled a bit differently....

Jakob2255 12

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:16

sounds like she has communication issues.

foxwasalamb 24

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:43

i cant really decide between yls or ydi, i think its hella funny

sanecatlady 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:10

That's terrible! Even if he is clingy putting something in his food that can make him sick is just plain wrong.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 2 April 2014 4:21

Can't you just leave him and find someone else? But desperate times do cause desperate measures

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