Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I was riding an electric scooter on my way to work when a car sped out of a driveway and hit me. Not only did I end up in hospital, but I missed my job on the second day back. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
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Mirorbo 27
This only proves your point...somewhat.
SettoFail 9
how ironic
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Comments (124)
MrsLender_fml 3
Aw, you must have hit your head hard since you ended up "in hospital." Feel better!
Michaelsgirl04 9
"in hospital" is correct, just not commonly used in America.
madmadd 0
hehe I hate motorcycles lol
DrAwesome 6
And the cycle repeats itself...
afdude87 6
life without risk = boring. ****, you only live once, might as well do some fun ass shit before ya die don't ya think?
Flammin8 0
knock on wood next time?
dt520 4
thats the defenition of "shit happens". hope the injuries aren't too severe.
medfly 2
look at few FMLs back and you understand why driving a motorcycle is dangerous, even when you're a competent driver... "Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML" I love riding two wheeled vehicles, and I would really like a motorcycle, but I don't think I am willing to risk being so unprotected with such people on the road with me...
sasonzal 4
somtimes you wanna bitch slap irony
Babblez 0
What the **** does that have to do with riding a motorcycle? There's just as much risk of injuring yourself in a car accident as there is in a bike. The person behind the guy slamming their breaks on shouldn't have been so damn close they couldn't react. Think reasonably rather than believing the scared hype around motorcycles.
bombtastic 10
yet being in a car accident is less serious than a motorcycle accident. you could get bounced around in the car, have maybe one broken bone and whiplash, yet on a motorcycle, you could skid across pavement, get potentially ran over, and obtain more serious injuries.
TheDrifter 24
Or you could simply use the three feet between the idiot and the other lane to swerve around him. It's a lot easier to avoid most accidents on a motorcycle. In Canada (not sure about the rest of the world) motorcycles average less than half the accidents per kilometer driven and fewer fatalities per accident than automobiles. Perhaps we just have fewer idiots riding than driving, but there is a lot to be said for the handling advantages of motorcycles.
tooGee24 0
I'm guessing that was ur friend lol
iheartglasses 0
How do you get "hit" by a motorcycle? I can understand a cars wider front preventing you from going completely under most times, but dont a lot of motorcycles have less shielded of a tire that is essentially meant to grip and naturally pull things under it? I cant see the mechanics of someone getting hit by a motorcycle and just bouncing off the front.. Maybe Im just taking things way too literally or dont know what Im talking about.