Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
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Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I was riding an electric scooter on my way to work when a car sped out of a driveway and hit me. Not only did I end up in hospital, but I missed my job on the second day back. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
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Mirorbo 27
This only proves your point...somewhat.
SettoFail 9
how ironic
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Comments (124)
AdrenalineRush26 0
Should have taken the risk and enjoyed doing something you've never done before. But tht sucks for u lmao
Shanokie 2
motorcycles are safer than u think. I would rather ride on a motorcycle with my fiancé than in a car with him. give em a chance they are amazing.
Limetonic 1
The irony...
michael15286 0
I'm just wondering that if he got hit hard enough to be sent to hospital, then why is he writing an FML?
Wazilla 0
Well see when ypu go to a hospital eventualy you are allowed to leave and when you do most people go home. Most likely OP went home and later posted an FML about the iorny that had happend. When posting an FML "today" is manditory
DrDiamond 0
motorcycles are not that unsafe. I ride them all the time and Im perfectly fine.
captainofthecool_fml 0
I saw a comment posted by a woman named cutsie wootsie. what I saw of her face was super cute. I'll prolly never meet her. FML. ;)
__rowena 0
bahahaaha
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Why? Because getting hit by a car or motorcycle would certain **** up your day if not your life. It's the when that's actually questionable because all FMLs have to start with today so this could have been a day ago, a week ago, a month ago, or even years ago, we certainly don't know.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
We also don't know the actual extent of the OPs injuries so when they say they "ended up in the hospital" it could have been for anything from major injuries to just a simple concussion. If it was some kind of minor injury the OP would have plenty of time to post an FML.
devandanae 11
I've been on a motorcycle since I was about three with my mother and father and I have never once been in a wreck wrecks only happen when people get cocky your just as likely to get in a wreck in a car and besides both of parents have had motorcycles since they were 14 and never wrecked
ideasrule 13
FYL, but your assumption that motorcycles are unsafe is unwarranted. Whether or not they're safe depends on your friend's driving. A good, safe motorcycle driver is much less likely to crash than a reckless bus/car driver.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Agreed that they're unsafe. I broke my neck and snapped my femur in half on one. But you do live once, so take the risk and enjoy life.